Brisbane dinner and drinks night AUGUST 1 ( saturday night )

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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: Mmmmmmm, i had sex on the beach at Caloundra, well it was more like a rocky outcrop and it was cold and windy. I was dressed to the nines in my flannelette shirt and trakkie daks, still have the photos of that day.


Some of the locals are still receiving counselling. drinking



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: your date was cold & windy? or the rocky outcrop?


rolling on the floor laughing No the rocky outcrop, it was with my exhusband, no furballs. Maybe he was watching? laugh



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
bourbon: Some of the locals are still receiving counselling.


there were a lot of townhouses overlooking. grin
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
bourbon: Some of the locals are still receiving counselling.



white whale watching is a sport wow
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Ralf74: there were a lot of townhouses overlooking.



gotta love da shock facta ...grin



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: white whale watching is a sport


i was a lot slimmer then. laugh
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: i was a lot slimmer then.


Slim = sex on the beach

Not slim = talking about sex on the beach.


rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Ralf74: Mmmmmmm, i had sex on the beach at Caloundra, well it was more like a rocky outcrop and it was cold and windy. I was dressed to the nines in my flannelette shirt and trakkie daks, still have the photos of that day.

come on we dont have to see the photos do we? its bad enough in the bar! laugh
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
kezza007: was at bear's way today calondra and buddina


And you didn't want to drop in and say hi.... I can tell a knock back when I see one. tongue
kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
bourbon: And you didn't want to drop in and say hi.... I can tell a knock back when I see one.


oh and i went to marrochy (if thats the spellin)

ah yes a knock back with no address............lol



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
bourbon: Slim = sex on the beach

Not slim = talking about sex on the beach.


I would still have sex on the beach!! laugh I often have public outings. cool Well when i am actually getting some anyway. mumbling
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
kezza007: oh and i went to marrochy (if thats the spellin)

ah yes a knock back with no address............lol


Maroochy... but you can spell it any way you like. wink


Ring me and I'll give you my address. wink
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: I would still have sex on the beach!! I often have public outings. Well when i am actually getting some anyway.


You WOULD if you COULD. laugh
melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Ralf74: I would still have sex on the beach!! I often have public outings. Well when i am actually getting some anyway.

Well if he gets sand on his whistle it would be like riding a sandbar! ouch! hmmm



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
melty1: Well if he gets sand on his whistle it would be like riding a sandbar! ouch!


ha ha, that reminds me of a joke, i'll have to find it buried in the archives. laugh



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
bourbon: You WOULD if you COULD.


Ok, don't rub it in. scold laugh



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: ha ha, that reminds me of a joke, i'll have to find it buried in the archives.


Found it....

A jellybaby went to the doctors with his willy covered in coconut and liquorice. The doctor said to him, "What have you been up to?" The jelly baby replied, "fucken Allsorts." laugh
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: Ok, don't rub it in.


comfort
kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
bourbon: Maroochy... but you can spell it any way you like. Ring me and I'll give you my address.



Ok lolrolling on the floor laughing
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Found it....

A jellybaby went to the doctors with his willy covered in coconut and liquorice. The doctor said to him, "What have you been up to?" The jelly baby replied, "fucken Allsorts."


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I LOVE liquorice allsorts... especially those aniseed jelly ones covered in hundreds and thousands grin




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