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Actually, this is getting more and more like "The Life of Brian" ...........?.....

Smoky's a real person guys, not visiting royalty, get real. Lovely to see her, really is but hang on to reality

Thank you Jacko. I am getting like I want to hire someone to take my place! I am just my grandchildrens granny, an old lady of 60, nearly 6l! with wrinkles, and stuffed up hair, and veins in my hands, and arthritic knobs all over my fingers, and saggy skin, and everything else your Grannies have!!!!!!! I just dont have a nice old Grandpa to keep me under control!

I disagree.....Smoky is what we call a Sangoma.....a deity who will arrive with an entourage of singing and chanting warriors and maidens......she will be dressed in skins of the softest Impala, feathers of the rarest Kynsna Louries....and around her ankles, wrists and neck, leopard skin....the ultimate sign of royalty.....when she enters Fat Harry's.....the public is requested to bow down, and postrate themselves on Her entrance...above all, keep your eyes downcast until spoken to, and pay for all her drinks without hesitation....she will be addressed as either Your Highness or Your Smokiness.....
if it is raining on the way out, men will be required to strip naked and throw their clothing down for her to walk on...please wear fresh white underwear for the purpose of uniformity....Her Smokiness likes things neat and orderly....

Yharss......this visit should make quite a splash....

Well look like Grandpa Rusty may have his hads full lol.....................great to see you anyway

YEAH! And thus spaketh my Praise Singer Lagoona! You have been forewarned .... his Word is My Command!

I was just trying to be humble in the previous request, you know, it supposed to be more becoming and all that shit when you old .... but what the hell.... go with Lago`s suggestions....! Tis not often that you are graced with the dignity of myself!

I'm only here for the beer

Gawd Smoky, I'd be terrified if I was you!

Hey Jan, they just getting old me! Their disappointment .....? well they can always just anaestheatise themselves with Fat Harry`s alcohol!! -Darn, now I cant find my Warthog tail fly-whisk!

Ah stuff it....that's just the way it is....thank god it's a little more klarssy this time, ek se....usually when South Africans take over a bar, they rough up the men, bonk the women, slap the staff, drink the beer, and leave the ceiling full of bullet holes.....so from that perspective, Her Smokiness's sundowner will be positively low-key.....the only thing that you might notice untoward will be the men in white underwear on the way out......

Fear not Your Highness, promise we will be gentle with you.....hey you're gonna love it!.....will be great to meet you.

Oh no - it's not true, is it? Did they really model 'Marge' from the Simpsons on you? I know they modeled 'Mr Burns' on my dad.....he's a 'dead ringer'!

personally i have never been to a CS meeting b4 and if i would ever attend one it would be a maltese one, purely because from all the guys and gals i would like to meet, the most reside there.

But there are a lot of people i would like to meet that are not from malta but scatered around europe mostly. So, if there is going to be an event in malta, in wich Smoky is going to attend to all the way from far away CH, then yea it makes it all the more importand. It could have been the same if any other person i am fond of where to come all the way to malta to one of your meetings: It makes it a unique occasion to meet the "usual suspects" and the guest at once

all the rest is teasing, and we all know that there is no teasing like teasing Smoky on this side of the net

WHAT? Prostrate themselves on her entrance? Without a 'by your leave!'??????

PROSTRATE YOURSELF means to lie yourself flat down on the floor, kissing the earth as I make my regal way past your humble body .... do not even deign to lift your eyes lest you be smote by my supreme beauty ... and be blinded forevermore in your vain search for an equal to my superb and dignified stature......

Well, I NEVER prostrate myself on a lady's 'entrance' until I get to know her better - so there!

it goes without sayng that no one is allowed to sit in the presence of a king/queen.....

Well, if anybody dares to PROSTRATE themselves in front of Smoky, he'll be gutted and gonanded in a second... that's too gory to contemplate....yukko....

....but everybody is asked to POSTRATE themselves in the presence of royalty...if you get my drift....

Oh, and I thought we gonna get away with all them Prostrate Glands for making that muti King Goodwill Zwelithini is seeking and make a fortune to stash in a Zurich Bank! Oh well, cant have everything in life I guess?

... So that means them minions are only going to postrate themselves without offering their prostrates?

prostrate:

• adjective /prostrayt/ 1 lying stretched out on the ground with one’s face downwards. 2 completely overcome with distress or exhaustion. 3 Botany growing along the ground.

• verb /prostrayt/ 1 (prostrate oneself) throw oneself flat on the ground in reverence or submission. 2 (be prostrated) be completely overcome with stress or exhaustion

postrate - there is no such word in the oxford dictionary!