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Pardon Me For Saying So

Pardon Me For Saying So.

This is not the first time that a disgruntled member or ex-member took to stirring shit from another site. About five years ago somebody did the same, only he opted for YouTube signing in with his Google account instead of Twitter. I was the main obj...

Very Punny Definitions

Very Punny Definitions

ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. COUNTERFEITERS: Worke...

Zero Part 4

Zero Part 4

How the battle ended after I made my escape… to this day I do not know. I guess I never found it important to know. We made it to the staffroom and the Headmaster was told the story by Mr Stevenson. I had made it out unscathed; Mr Stevenson had not b...

Zero Part 3

Zero Part 3

‘OI!! What is going on going on here!’ I heard as I felt myself wrenched to my feet. It was Mr Stevenson, my geography tutor. He was a cool teacher, kept our classes fun by hosting quizzes. I remember a question he asked once in our geography class;...

Zero Part 1

Zero Part 1

ZERO This story also took place in year 11 but this was towards the end of my time at Stockwell Park, a month before final exams I think. By this time most people in my class were more interested in girls and smoking than football. I was hangin...

Hero

Hero

Hero This took place in Stockwell park in year 11. I was aged 15 or 16 at the time. Classes were split into different groups and named after consonants from the word Stockwell. So we had: 11 S – This was the quiet class that didn’t actually be...

A Letter To God

A Letter To God

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this one and see what it's all about." So he o...

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