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Why Worry

Why Worry?

There is a saying that if you worry, you will die. If you don’t worry, you will also die. Then why all the worries? It only leads to stress. But responsibility dictates that there are a few things one should worry about. Your health is one o...

A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter

A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter

When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gates on first sight. The first time that somebody sent me to hell, I seduced the devil’s wife and he (t...

A PM From The Other Side

A PM From The Other Side?

When I checked my inbox this morning, there was an anonymous message for me. Yes, you heard right. Anonymous! At first I thought it was from CS management, but then I remembered that theirs are marked as ‘Management’. I opened it and to my a...

Tickets To Heaven

Tickets To Heaven!!

What will be next? A man and his wife were arrested in Florida for selling faked tickets to heaven to hundreds of people. They sold wood tablets (spray painted gold) on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told their patrons the tickets were made from s...

A Typical Day At The Pearly Gates

A Typical Day At The Pearly Gates.

While doing my rounds the other day, I happened to be passing by the pearly gates and stood around for a while to watch the proceedings. I wonder what sin Peter had committed to have gotten the job of gate keeper in heaven? While most people...

Tea And Cookies All Day

Tea And Cookies All Day?

If you worry, you will die. If you don’t worry, you will still die. Then why all the worries? It only leads to more worries. In essence you have only one thing to worry about: Are you enjoying good health or not? If you are heal...

To H E L L And Back Again

To H E L L And Back Again.

Quite a few people have claimed to have died and returned. I am one of those lucky souls who made the journey there and was allowed to return and tell about it. Whereas others mostly claim that it was not their time yet, I was returned for quite diff...

Five Steps To Heaven

Five Steps To Heaven.

Fish also go to heaven. It is just a more complicated process but they do eventually end up there. I am happy to declare that I have been instrumental in converting 4 sinful fish last night. 1. Damnation

Im in Heaven

I'm in Heaven !

About 1/2 hour ago, I got home from doing some food shopping. After I unloaded the car and put things away, I wolfed down a bowl of whole wheat pasta with a quick butter, garlic and basil sauce. I also had a salad with red leaf lettuce, carr...

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