Humor Blogs (Blogs tagged with "Humor") (216)

Photo caption contest - go fish

You know the drill by now. Enjoy the captions other people offer and/or make one(s) of your own. Either way, enjoy. First here's the photo;

• by JimNastics
• Feb 2020
• in Gaming
• 1,306 views
• 14 comments

$ 10 Billion offer

Satire from The Borowitz Report Bloomberg Offers Trump Ten Billion Dollars to Leave White House by End of Day From The New Yorker; By Andy Borowitz November 8, 2019 NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The former New York City...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2019
• in News
• 787 views
• 5 comments

Some keys to a good relationship

Certainly good communication with a thorough understanding is crucial; Having attentiveness and a willingness to compromise is important; [im...

• by JimNastics
• Jul 2016
• in Dating & Relationships
• 1,848 views
• 2 comments

Geology joke of the day.

What did the tectonic plate say, when it bumped into another ? . . . Sorry, my fault. . . You shouldn't put more on your plate, than you can handle.

• by JimNastics
• Jul 2016
• in Comedy
• 2,692 views
• 1 comments

Thanks

Just stopping by briefly. Thanks for all your cards, emails and flowers. I hope everyone has a terrific July 4th. Here in the USA, we celebrate it as Independence Day, which commemorates the signing of the Declaration of Indepen...

• by JimNastics
• Jul 2016
• in Comedy
• 1,682 views
• 0 comments

Good news about chocolate !

There are potentially many health benefits to eating organic DARK chocolate (conversely, milk chocolate is higher in fat & sugar). Of course, it tastes good. But, in moderation it may also be good for you in other wa...

• by JimNastics
• Feb 2016
• in Food
• 1,779 views
• 8 comments

My somewhat scary Valetine's evening

Sure, Rose is lovely and quite a good cook and very good at giving backrubs too. After the dinner that she prepared on Sunday, we watched a movie together. There was a romantic scene and.... well, lets just s...

• by JimNastics
• Feb 2016
• in Dating & Relationships
• 1,655 views
• 8 comments

Happy Valentine's Day - JimNastics style

Hey Everyone I just want to spread some smiles and a chuckle or two your way. Spread the love & laughter to whatever other sites that you are on. Happy Valentime's Day. . ....

• by JimNastics
• Feb 2016
• in Dating & Relationships
• 1,600 views
• 12 comments

Hopping on Opportunity

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "You're right. I don't have a lot of money. But. if I show you something terrific that you haven't se...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2015
• in Comedy
• 1,779 views
• 2 comments

Know anyone missing a casket

Perhaps, accidently, it fell off your truck ? Or maybe out of the back of your hearse ? Or you just changed your mind about dying The casket does not appear to have been used and there is nobody, or better said, no body, inside. S...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2015
• in News
• 1,370 views
• 3 comments

In Halloween related news

In Salem MA (where else ?) a witch has sued a warlock. The two were previously business partners. But, since the witch left the warlock to open her own occult store, allegedly, the warlock has been harassing the witch. So, the witch rec...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2015
• in News
• 1,543 views
• 9 comments

OK, hold it right there !!

Don't make a move ! What is that you have in the baggie ? Don't lie to me ! That's a turkey on whole wheat, isn't it ?!?!? . . .

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2015
• in Photography
• 1,376 views
• 7 comments

I don't care WHAT they say !

Wishing for more wishes IS legit. . . . . . . Nonetheless, I WISH.... that you all have a terrific week....

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2015
• in HowTo
• 1,080 views
• 7 comments

Don't worry. It's not you.

A husband & wife went together to go see a medical doctor. The husband was a bit embarrassed & told the MD that he had trouble getting an erection with his wife & she was getting very frustrated. The doctor decided to take the husband into...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2015
• in Beauty
• 1,214 views
• 3 comments

Some frightening statistics on mental health

THIS IS REALLY FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS. . . . . * 12% of the women in the world are on medication for treatment of mental illness. That's truly scary.... Why ?...

• by JimNastics
• Sep 2015
• in Health
• 3,725 views
• 60 comments

Who Sleeps With Whom?

What we write in our blogs reveals our souls and it exposes us to the bone in the process. What we say and how we say it is the most obvious telltales of our personalities, but what we don’t say, can give away just as much. People read between the li...

• by Catfoot
• Jun 2015
• in Opinionated
• 2,839 views
• 79 comments

I Cannot Understand It

I’m starting to believe that I do not have a proper grasp of the English language. Some people simply cannot or will not understand what I try to say. This happens in real life as well. If I said: ‘All the people who arrived with the fir...

• by Catfoot
• May 2015
• in Opinionated
• 2,366 views
• 43 comments

My new occupation

Did you know that the majority of accidents happen right at home ? Most of those happen right in the bathroom. Safety is of great concern ! Indeed, health is crucial. Thus, in an effort to make things as safe as possible for the ladies, fo...

• by JimNastics
• May 2015
• in Health
• 3,257 views
• 6 comments

Joke of the day - twice as much

An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-up and to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure. The explorer found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you...

• by JimNastics
• Apr 2015
• in Comedy
• 1,121 views
• 5 comments

Allergy to girls ??

. . . . ....

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2014
• in Dating & Relationships
• 1,126 views
• 4 comments