1. #1
On the first date, he spends the entire 2 hours talking about Yoda.
2. #2
He has to be back by 8:00, because his mother won't let him stay out any later.
3. #3
He proudly shows you his playboy magazine and autographed bikini poster collection.
4. #4
He asks you if you'd be interested in buying some Nairobi stock futures.
5. #5
You met him at a free dating site.
6. #6
He casually mentions that "of all my girlfriends, you're my favorite".
7. #7
He starts his e-mails with "Hey, baby".
8. #8
All those other women are totally LYING about him....
He's Cool.
9. #9
His profile says "I am much happy to be in Amerika".
10. #10
They just let him out on parole.
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