Top 10 reasons I cannot get a date in person and am using an online date site:

created by wrathchldAmerka on Nov 4, 2009 | category: Bizarre

Am I crazy or does online "dating" seem to be a last ditch effort or resort? I have my personal reasons and let me begin!

1. I live in the middle of the woods

2. the chicks at wal mart have two teeth in their mouth and five in their pocket.

3. I dig japanese animation and watch in my voltrol underoose

4. you cannot smell gas online

5. gossip mongers can be easily shut up bye a simple disconnection of my trusty verizon air card.

6. I can read typed words easier than breacking down your accent...I live in Al. mind you.

7. my ride is broke down but I can tell you about the jaguar I told you I have but don't.

8. You can't see me

9. I like to stimulate my bizarre imagination

10. and of course....I have nothing better to do.



Comments

Emanuellla eastern europe Moldova
Thu Nov 5, 2009 6:26 AM CST
that WAS funnylaugh laugh
mjames napa, California USA
Sun Nov 8, 2009 11:25 AM CST
LOL; funny, nice
Profile Deleted
Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:29 PM CST
jajajajaja..!!

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