Top10 reasons you should email me

these are the reasons why you should be emailing me right now, instead of reading this
1
You Don't have anything else to do anyway
2
I'm Smart
3
I'm Funny
4
I may email you back, I don't have anything else to do either!
5
If I did email you back, you'd be laughing
6
I'm single and available for emailing
7
I'm not a devilworshipper
8
I enjoy getting emails, as well as sending emails
9
I'm pretty
10
Because I'm rich

now that you know why, whats stopping you?

Comments (26)

HuggerMan4U
What more could a guy want?
Way2rested
I rather get emails than chat with morons.They know who they are. I am able to go out and meet you in person if you what. I like myself and want to share my good nature with you. Im near you only down the road and I am heading out the door soon so email me soon!
probash58
Hey dear lady oh ! u seem to be fatty. But anyway i'll email u. Thanks for u top 10
mckay804
WHY LADIES SHOULD DROP ME A LINE
1.) I'm surely trustworthy
2.) honest
3.) you write me I will definitely write you back if you are in the greater Hartford area of CT.
4.) I can be wild at times
5.) will 98 % of time would take you up on your offer
6.) spontaneous
7.) respectful
8.) loving
9.) will go skinny dipping if asked and if it's the right place at the right time
10.) teaching the art of kissingheart beating
lardzeppelin
...good hustle JW...
i cant for the life of me figure out why its not been done before...
id jump at the chance to e-mail you but i was dissapointed to find your not a devil worshiper, sorry about that, but for me, its a deal breaker...
reconsider throwing your lot in with the prince of darkness and his leigon of the damned and we might still have a chance!!!...

all the best...Lard...rolling on the floor laughing
JustSpyder
Judith, that was the most entertaining thing I've read of all the lists that I have been sifting through. Great creativity and very funny! Guess some people just dont have a sense of humor, going buy some of the ridiculous comments. Great job!rolling on the floor laughing cheers
judithwallace93
what are yousayin?
BlainX
You alomost had me on Number 10 - That you're Rich?
So then I looked at your profile's income range??? No Offense- but... rolling on the floor laughing
Jeffareno
Where's number 11????frustrated
ketengel
When I read your top 10 list you really makes me nervouswow
I wish all the people can be like your behavior. When I read those top 10 list of yours something come up from my mind. I think your the onelove

Thats all I can think right. Have Nice Day!

Greeting from Palau!!!!
pantia88
hey ..im rich too!!jajaj
judithwallace93
whoever wrote this is very clever! lol
prasant

if u loose opportunitys dont close your eyes with tears. keep ur vision clear you don,t miss the 2nd chance,
teddybear peace hug
mjames
nice list,
divedude001
That was the the dumbest thing ive ever read, it actually made my 8yr old son laugh...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
ACEIT7
laugh rolling on the floor laughing I LIKE THIS ONE VERRY GOOD MY LADY.

THOUGHT I HEARD MOST OF THESE.BUT YOU TAKE THE CAKE..rolling on the floor laughing
janoopapoo
Love you dear.you are looking beautiful in this pose and i am interesting because you are charming and loving and caring.
mrnewboy
You missed out the most Important thing in your List...Good at Bullsh****g..!!!
I'll email you anyway....I am a Bullsh**er too..LOL:
dancing: banana conversing
strings
neary as witty as us Irish, if you were in Dublin Pub you would hear funny
caresto
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks for make me laught.
WhovianGeneva
So, how many emails have you received by now ?
suhibe
hi ..
i'm suhibe..30s..cute..honest..i have master degree..looking for girl as my soulmates(marrige)..i believe in that..
my email is:awshadad@yahoo
hedistuff
You are so funny. I love your wry inventive thought.
dave006
Number 9's an understatement .......... WOW !!! is nearer the mark ;)
WhovianGeneva
I won't email you just because N° 10 ....

rolling on the floor laughing
judithwallace93
Wow, thats the best list I've ever read! I'm gonna go email you right now!banana
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