Top10 reasons why chicks dig me

created by hedistuff on Sep 2, 2009 | category: Bizarre

There's no mystery here, merely a helpful guide for a lonely guy.

1. The hair coming out of my ears.

2. My little toes never touch the floor...really, I think.

3. My teeth container matches the bathroom decor.

4. I'm from West Virginia, where the men are men and the sheep know it.

5. My bathroom scale only works in darkness.

6. Aqua Velva!

7. Indoor plumbing.

8. None of the cars in front of the house are up on blocks. (yet)

9. I have more pets than opinions.

10. After intimacy, I can fetch my own beer and sandwich.



Comments

molly25 Hobart, Tasmania Australia
Thu Sep 3, 2009 1:46 AM CST
Who cares about the toes or teeth - check out the veggies - wooohooooo!!!!!
judithwallace93 oroville, Washington USA
Thu Sep 3, 2009 10:04 PM CST
you sound amazing
gypsysoul Bangor, Michigan USA
Wed Sep 9, 2009 5:07 PM CST
ooooooooh baby...
yay
kanokwan Petchabun, Amphoe Bang Kapi Thailand
Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:46 AM CST
Hey u very good man!u seem to speak truth!wave
mjames napa, California USA
Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:31 PM CST
lol; nice post; funny
verycheeky perth, Western Australia Australia
Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:18 AM CST
good list.lol laugh
catgloves bayern, Bayern Germany
Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:34 AM CST
anjavascript:emot('wink');d i always tought sheeps from west virginia are intelligent. :('wink');
giggitygiggity sydney, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 4, 2009 10:44 AM CST
your obviously quite funny...and strange looking(in a kooky way), good one mate
hedistuff sand fork, West Virginia USA
Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:20 AM CST
why, thank you. kook or no, I feel strange and funny too.
Aquarina Chennai India
Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:54 AM CST
Honestly, don' understand wot u r tryin 2 convey but i appreciate u'r spirit daddy
zenda626 Carrigaline, Cork Ireland
Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:32 AM CST
great sense of humour

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