Top10 reasons why chicks dig me

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The hair coming out of my ears.

My little toes never touch the floor...really, I think.

My teeth container matches the bathroom decor.

I'm from West Virginia, where the men are men and the sheep know it.

My bathroom scale only works in darkness.

Aqua Velva!

Indoor plumbing.

None of the cars in front of the house are up on blocks. (yet)

I have more pets than opinions.

After intimacy, I can fetch my own beer and sandwich.

Comments (21)

JhergeorgeatchiDec 22, 2016Lebanon, Oregon USA

The number 10 on the list is great. I would gladly go make a sandwich or beer myself after my s*xual encounter with my lover.

reb56Nov 12, 2013carthage, Missouri USA

who could pass up that deal,lol.

ibrahimalkamelApr 11, 2011Sana'a, Yemen

Hello
Do you accept to be your friend

immanuelleApr 4, 2011The Hague, South Holland Netherlands

Hi Hedi

Hugs to you and Life

Imma

sasyecatsFeb 24, 2011Carroll, Iowa USA

oldsoul475May 10, 2010central, New Jersey USA

I thought it was funny: some just dont get american humor

himynameischaseMar 21, 2010Southborough, Massachusetts USA

Haha, that is bomb! And agoodguy2have is right on, too!

agoodguy2haveMar 11, 2010suffolk, Virginia USA

yeah and he's a good poet too!

ZebaztianMar 7, 2010Oslo, Norway

Very funny indeed.

ms8245Mar 7, 2010new castle, Pennsylvania USA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

zenda626Oct 31, 2009Carrigaline, Cork Ireland

great sense of humour

AquarinaOct 7, 2009Chennai, Tamil Nadu India

Honestly, don' understand wot u r tryin 2 convey but i appreciate u'r spirit daddy

hedistuff OPOct 7, 2009Layopolis, West Virginia USA

why, thank you. kook or no, I feel strange and funny too.

giggitygiggityOct 4, 2009sydney, New South Wales Australia

your obviously quite funny...and strange looking(in a kooky way), good one mate

catglovesSep 29, 2009bayern, Bavaria Germany

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');d i always tought sheeps from west virginia are intelligent. :('

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verycheekySep 19, 2009perth, Western Australia Australia

good list.lol

mjamesSep 18, 2009napa, California USA

lol; nice post; funny

kanokwanSep 17, 2009Petchabun, Northern Thailand Thailand

Hey u very good man!u seem to speak truth!

gypsysoulSep 9, 2009Bangor, Michigan USA

ooooooooh baby...

judithwallace93Sep 3, 2009san diego, California USA

you sound amazing

molly25Sep 3, 2009Hobart, Tasmania Australia

Who cares about the toes or teeth - check out the veggies - wooohooooo!!!!!

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