Ten signs it may be time for a divorce

created by Dicker on Sep 6, 2009 | category: Humor

maybe tomorrow you'll have go to lawyer

1. Mom was right

2. Your wife pees standing up.

3. You have more children than you ever had sex.

4. Your wife suddenly wants to know if there are more spaces except the kitchen.

5. The Football season begins again

6. You have to wait every morning outside the bathroom until the lover of your wife is ready

7. Her husband has a huge tail, but unfortunately hooves

8. If you have a dispute she throws you ugly things on your head - your children

9. Your wife suddenly takes the bag from his head

10. Your husband puts the new playboy on your stomach, if you have sex



Comments

securemenneeded roseville, Minnesota USA
Tue Sep 8, 2009 10:28 AM CST
You are absolutely right! ?Those are 10 top reasons for a divorce!lol! Good humor!
Kasih Jakarta Indonesia
Wed Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM CST
Good one.handshake
marrey Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:20 AM CST
doh nice one LOL
Maverick2695 Grand Saline, Texas USA
Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:34 AM CST
Of course you could alwayse avoid the top 10 reasons by never getting married in the first place.
fanny21 Belize, Cayo Belize
Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:08 AM CST
that is so stupid and make no sense. you did not love to start out with and that is not what marriage is based on. take it from some one that knows wave wink
Aquarina Chennai India
Wed Oct 7, 2009 12:09 PM CST
i know 'ts a big talk for me, however s 'nt a better deal to compromise and correct the other and keep on givin enough chances to make the other realize esp f u ve a kid and win u'r husband or wife back.

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