Top 10 things not to do on a first date.
Top ten things not to do on a first date.
1. Never talk about your ex too much.
This is a RED flag that you may not be ready for a new relationship or dating
2. Never ask for sex on the first date.
This is another RED FLAG. Unless she's really really hot. Then it may be worth at least a shot.
3. Never ask for money.
Again RED FLAG!!! Unless it's prearrainged by her pimp before hand. In this case it is ok to exchange funds for services provided.
4. Never tell your date you have to use the restroom because this porkchop is poking you"
T.M.I.
5. Never ask your baby daddy to babysit.
Not a good look to have another man sitting in the livingroom when your date arrives to pick you up.
6. Never forget your wallet at home.
Wink Wink
7. Never tell if you see dead people.
It might freak them out.
8. Never tell if you have a jealous ex from the middle east by the name KABOOM!!!
Don't give them another reason to hate us.
9. Never tell people" ever since I've tested positive people been acting funny"
It's better to wait awhile before disclosing this information.
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in conclusion...
To help me with number 10 you can add to this list?
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:45 PM CST
This is so true and yet hilarious!!!! I can relate to #8 because my ex is from the Middle East! And #7 because I dream precognitively and it would always get my ex into trouble!!!I love it!
Wow ,Dreaming woman So you really see dead people?
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Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:00 AM CST
#10 move in together just becasue the girl has a job, her own place, her own car, cooks, cleans, does the laundry, oh yeah and pays all the bills
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Fri Oct 2, 2009 12:28 AM CST
10. Ask if there daily medications come in gross, or by colour, as yours are by rainbow effects on the ceiling.....
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Sat Oct 3, 2009 4:20 PM CST
do you talk frome your experience?
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Sun Oct 4, 2009 7:55 AM CST
This, sir, is a great list. Good job.lol
Aquarina
Chennai India
Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:29 PM CST
This is neither clear nor a decent note for those looking for a mate. Just a trash for those with wrong intentions.
Care a damn for these aren't tips anywez.However, a message that's conveyed across is not to rush for u never know who u r dealing with.......
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Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:58 AM CST
Never ever show up without showering, or brushing teeth.I'm not kidding, dude did this the other night.In picture dude was a stud, in real life dude was a DUD!!
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Sat Nov 7, 2009 8:12 PM CST
one of the things that comes to mind..is, do not be using your cell phone, nor texting with your friends. When going on a first date, showing interest in the person you are with, instead of worrying about texting friends.
I think the biggest thing, is do not drink, and make a fool of yourself, nor flirt with others.
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:25 PM CST
yes!1never forget your wallet in home!!jajaja..is a very nice list!!congratulations!!
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Fri Dec 4, 2009 9:28 PM CST
lol nicce
i enjoyed #2 the best..
altough kudos to whoever came up with the,
dont ask for money, that shit get so annoying!!
#10. Do not forget to wear deodorant,
nothing says, "am creepy n a hobo"
like nasty raunchy body odor!!!
Ian1985
Santry, Dublin Ireland
Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:52 PM CST
Dont FART!!!!
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:24 PM CST
Agree 100% ....very funny,
by the way i'm from middle east 
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:10 PM CST
dont forget to brush ur teeth and bring the gold spot
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:31 AM CST
Do not pull up to her place driving a U-Haul!
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Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:09 PM CST
...its all about the peoples attitude i think...cos its always goes on the situations.....belief,traditions and values...
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:03 AM CST
Never ask if "Those are Real" on the first date!! Good job on the list!!
IcePrincess39
Saint John, New Brunswick Canada
Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:56 AM CST
Lmao...your very funny darnellaaronm!! I love your list! But i would like to add 2 more things...never text or use phone on date..and dont keep looking at watch! :)