top 10 reasons to date an ambulance medic

created by sparkybby on Sep 27, 2009 | category: Dating

dis is for all ou people who think dat medics are nothing special!!!:P:P

1. we are available anytime, anywhere, any way you need us

2. we are already farmiliar with latex

3. we are prepared for any rythem

4. we always come wen we are called

5. we'd shock the socks off you

6. we arrive with our own multi-positional bed

7. we are the quickest in rapid clothing removal

8. we are experts in mouth to mouth

9. we are great with multiple partners

10. we are used to staying up all night

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in conclusion...

now put dat in yeer pipes n smoke it! ha ha ha ha:P:P:L:L:D



Comments

walkerman bangalore India
Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:45 AM CST
i need an ambulance stand by...for

i am scared of rugby..and

i swoon when in the rings and

i am scared of horses and

i tend to gasp on mouth to mouth

when nedics take my breath away.. and

i luv bread with butter all the time and

i tend to scoop up all the butter and

i go violent when breeze blows with butter scent and

it takes ten medics to hold me right and

i always swoon when the butter melts..
walkerman bangalore India
Thu Oct 1, 2009 9:57 AM CST
did dat ring a ding dong...no...???

anybody home...?????

dat was 4 all da ten donts...

thumbs up u r nice bby...hug dancing grin

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