TEN REASONS TO LOVE SEXY WARLOCKS!!!!!!!!

created by Witchaywoman on Oct 6, 2009 | category: People

Sexy warlocks rock my world! I like a man with manwitch powers. That's what momma likes! I also like their dishy outfits. These are not in any particular order.

1. Severus Snape

Could he BE any hotter? His voice should be illegal. Swoon! Pant! Drool!

2. Ronnie James Dio

He comes in three flavors, Asatru, Satanic, and yummy!!! I also LOVE how he looks like a sexy little German Viking.

3. Lucius Malfoy

Whenever I see his pictures, I wanna go on all fours and start meowing. Love his fashion sense too. Especially his awesome pimp cane named Snakey.

4. Aleister Crowley

A sexy bald smoky alternative. At the turn of the century, everyone who was anyone was into occultism in one way or another. Known as the evilest man in the universe, Crowley was the apex of old fashioned debauchery.

5. The Marquis De Sade

Luis Donatien Aldonse De Sade was actually a very attractive man when he was young. Given to every manner of depravity, he was arrested for everyone's safety. Imagine what he had to do to get locked up for being MORE perverted than all the other French people. I don't have to imagine.
I know. Still, his stories managed to get published, somehow. :)

6. Jimmy Page

Well known for his role in the band Led Zeppelin. Lesser known as a black magician. That's Magick with a K. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law!

7. Marilyn Manson

He dressed in drag and bewitched a generation of teen females. Not bad for a youngster.

8. The Vampire Lestat

I had no idea what other girls were blithering about when they said Tom Cruise was hot ...until... The Vampire Lestat. He should dress like that every day!!!

9. Richard O'Brien

He reminds me of a modern Crowley. He's practically a shaiman for the dark side because a certain movie of his lead a lot of people off of the straight and narrow path.

10. Ozzy Osbourne

OZZY! Sing me a song about THE DEVIL, daddy!

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in conclusion...

Wooooo! SeXXXXXy! Also: Simon and Manservant Heckubus, Jim Morrison and Warlock Sonny Bellavance (Radio Free Satan. The Devil's Trill. Sexy voice)




Witchaywoman Carpentersville, Illinois USA
Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:20 AM CST
I left out Tim Curry, King Diamond and Alice Cooper.

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