Beam me up Scotty!

Star date; 10/10/10

My Personal Diary,

I've made first contact with the Earthlings, and have been reviewing their usual customs and rituals. At first observation, they appear to be a very, strange, cautious, and primitive race. The mother ship has them under constant surveillance, but it's very difficult, cause they're spread out , . .like all over the World. . . . .

Trust:
We are constantly trying to gain their trust, . . . .According to some of their documentation, . . .Trust is a rare and precious commodity on this planet., and especially found absent, . . . . in the average female, of the population. It now appears that past reports, of it being ONLY, (the female's obligation,) . . . to criticize their mate, is apparently false.
Their leaders have stone cold expressions, that are as if, painted on stone. Yes, . . I have litterally sat for hours, and days, trying to stare them down, and their expressioms never change. They refuse, to so much as, . . blink an eye lash. . . . Yes, and manic/depression, runs rampant, here,. . . . they suffer from wide ranging mood swings, . . . One minute, they are either Smiling,(happy), . . . next second, Serious,(Blank looks), . . . . and sometimes, . . . . . just plain old fashioned, . . . Ugly.

And their sense of Humor is a bit Odd, . . . .I know, that they have one, . . . .somewhere. . . . . . cause I heard them laughing, . . . . . . Just can't put my claw on it, yet.


Mating Habits:
Their minds and bodies are apparently governed by their reproductive cycles. Usually, Mating with the highest caliber, most attractive, mate, with enchanting, attributes, . . . is a must, . . . . at any, and all costs. And, . . quite often, once a Male has mated with a female, he will be compelled to find, the next one. It stands to reason, and is only logical, . . . .the males can only mate once, with each female, . . . .very interesting, . . . . .very, .
And another secondary observation, . . Back on our home planet of Neptune, Most Individuals are very reluctant to acknowledge adverse criticism, . . . . where in contrast, these earthlings, appear at first glance, to crave it, . . . . .yes, . .I have witnessed firsthand, an overwhelming propensity, for them to literally beg to be reviewed and criticised, repeatedly, by their peers. They seem to crave others, pointing out their numerous faults, and weaknesses. . . . .

. And in order to blend in with these creatures, I too, submitted myself to such public degradation, willingly. I apted for their so called, . . profile review. . . . . . which is "A Rite of Passage", here.
What a strange lot, these earth creatures are. They all seem to be covering some hidden and insidious character trait.

Some of the staring faces demonstrate a deep hypnotic glance, as if to pierce a hole, right through, to the inner cranium, . .and other pics, (as they are known) reinforce my belief, that humans are unusually predatory, by nature and design, . . . . . but some of their elevators, . . never quite reach, . . . . the top floor, . .

In Conclusion, this may NOT be the proper time, to launch the attack, and begin our long, unrelenting, campaign to colonize the earth creatures. We AWAIT, your further instructions.


Attention, Enterprise, Attention, . . !!!!!!!


Scotty, . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Beam me up, . . . . . . . . Quickly, . . . I think the earthlings, are getting wise, to me