A Photon is checking in to a hotel.'is it just the one bag?' the receptionist asks. 'Yes' replies the photon 'I'm travelling light'
What's the difference between?... a Camera, and a Foot?
Well, one has photoe's and the other has five toes!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
What's red and smells like green paint?(answer at bottom of page)
An electron and a proton are in a bar.'are you sure you won't have another drink?' asks the electron. 'no' replies the proton 'I'm positive!'
A Motorway(freeway) and a Roundabout are in a bar having a drink. When in through the door walks this thin red coloured road. He walks straight up to the bar, pushes the motorway aside and orders a drink. The Roundabout is just about to say something in his friends defence when the Motorway shakes his head and ushers him to a quiet corner.'Why did you let him do that? Your much bigger than him' asks the Roundabout.'Yes, I might be big' replies the Motorway 'but he's a cyclepath!'
(red paint)
Went out of the house earlier and this song immediately popped into my head!
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