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Please go out and vote tomorrow, Nov. 8! This may be the most important election in your lifetime! I believe everyone's life will be impacted by this election! So go out and vote!thumbs up
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Hillary honored by Apaches Indians

Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague in detail, she spoke about her ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."

Afterwards, the Tribes presented her with a plaque inscribed with her new Native American name, "Walking Eagle", which she proudly accepted.
After Hillary left, a news reporter asked the chief how they came to select this name.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of s*** that it can no longer fly!


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Heart Broken

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.


Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."


Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding

A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred", the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name"?

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know it's a funny last name, but kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I'm just Fred".

The officer walked away in tears from laughing so hard and tore up the ticket.
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I do not like

the new CS format! Much prefer old format!

What is your opinion and why?
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King Arthur And The Witch:

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?.... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered.... is to be in charge of her own life!

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened? The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day.... or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT.... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?








Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now.... what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is.....

If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly!


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TINY STORIES WITH GREAT MESSAGES

{1} Once all the villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.**
That's FAITH**

{2} When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.**
That's TRUST**

{3} Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarms to wake us up.**
That's HOPE**

{4} We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.**
That's CONFIDENCE**

{5} We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have children.**
That's LOVE**

{6} On an old man's shirt was written a sentence, 'I am not 90 years old....I am sweet 16 with 74 years experience'.**
That's ATTITUDE**


Have a good week, and live your life like the six tiny stories!
May you always have love to share, health to spare and friends who care!
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Trump vs Clinton

Take a look at these comparisons!

Trump: Were Going to Build a Wall!
Clinton: Open Borders!
Trump: Deport Illegals!
Clinton: Amnesty Now!
Trump: Get Our Jobs Back!
Clinton: Protect NAFTA!
Trump: Stop Illegal Immigration!
Clinton: 500% More Radical Islamists!
Trump: Reduce the Citizens Tax Burden!
Clinton: Raise Taxes Across the Board!
Trump: Protect our Police and our First Responders!!!
Clinton: Protect BLM Alternative Shoppers!
Trump: Decent Health Care!
Clinton: Obamacare Forever!
Trump: Take Care of Our Veterans!
Clinton: Bonuses for Corrupt VA Bureaucrats!
Trump: Appoint Supreme Court Justices that Will Follow The Constitution!
Clinton: After Obama Pardons Me I Will Appoint Him To The Supreme Court!
Trump: Uphold the 2nd Amendment!
Clinton: Regulate the 2nd Amendment!, and Disarm All Law-Abiding Citizens!!
Trump: Control Our Trade Agreements!
Clinton: Pass TPP Now!
Trump: Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!
Clinton: Taxes, Taxes, Taxes!
Trump: Prosecute and Jail Hillary Clinton!
Clinton: Noooooooooooooooo!
Trump: Make America Great Again!
Clinton: Make ME great!

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Your First Kiss

What age did you kiss your first guy or girl?kiss How did you feel after the kiss? Where did it happen?
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Forgetter Be Forgotten?

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke!

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the heck was that?
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
CAN YOU RELATE???
Please send this to everyone you know
because

I DON'T REMEMBER
WHO I SENT THIS TO!

LIVE, LOVE & LAUGH A LOT
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