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all of a sudden, people are posting blogs but not allowing comments! Hey the comments are what makes this a fun place to be. SHeeeeeeeesh!doh I think all of the time I have been on here, I have maybe only disallowed comments on 2 blogs! Ease up everyone! Get your rants and raves out and return to normal! Is that possible?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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"Last Wish"

Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed.
They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Italian asks for Peperoni Pizza, which he is served and then taken away.
The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and also taken away.
The Englishman requests a plate of strawberries.
The captors are surprised and reply "STRAWBERRIES?"
"Yes, Strawberries."
"But they are out of season!"
"I'll wait..."


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"White Lies"

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes sir." the new recruit replied
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral,
she stopped in to see you."

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Sharing Everything

A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.
You could tell what the admirers were thinking......
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He tooka sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to get restless.
Again you could tell what they were thinking.....
"That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his french fries, one young man stood and came over to the old couple's table.
He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat.
The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them,something to eat.
This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer.
Again, he came over to their table and offered to buy some food.
After being politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.
"Ma'am, why aren't you eating ?
You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered.... "the teeth".


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A New Beat

A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant from his district covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?
"That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested Judge Ito on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you arrested his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" Mike shrugged.
"Com'on! Everybody knows you should never book a judge by his cover!

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Deputy Sheriff Quiz

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer (who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket) went in to try out for the job.
"OK," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute, and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great--first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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Calming your son

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

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Death By Puns

* I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

* When chemists die, they barium.

* Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

* A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

* I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

* I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

* I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

* They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

* This dyslexic man walks into a bra?

* I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

* A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

* What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..

* I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

* Broken pencils are pointless.

* What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

* England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

* I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

* I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

* All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

* I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

* Velcro - what a rip off!

* Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

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Talking Dogs

This blog is for everyone...especially the dog lovers! I love dogs, cats, squirrels, rabbits, etc!



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Amazing 3 year old

This is funny. This kid is 3 years old and bright!



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Mindful of You

When I consider Your heavens, the work of Your fingers, the moon and the stars, which You have ordained, what is man that You are mindful of him?
Psalm 8:3-4a

Recommended Reading
Psalm 111:1-9
When the ancients looked up at the heavens, they didn't know what they were seeing. We may know more about the universe than they did, but we still know relatively little. The observable universe is thought to be 92 billion light-years in diameter -- and one light-year is 6 trillion miles. So do the math: 92 billion times 6 trillion equals . . . well, it equals a long way from one side of the observable universe to the other. And what about the unobservable part?


Based just on what they saw and understood of the heavens, the ancient biblical writers were overwhelmed with their smallness measured against its immensity. And they were amazed that God invested time and attention in them. When we have problems in life, they seem very large -- and they are. But when we consider that God is powerful enough to have created the universe, we realize He is more than capable of meeting our needs.

God cares about you and your needs. Bring them to Him in a spirit of worship and thanksgiving, knowing that He is mindful of your place in His creation.

The vast majority of mankind never gives a thought of gratitude towards God for all His care and blessings.

Donald Grey Barnhouse
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Funny Clip

I ran accross this skit between Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. Thought some of you might enjoy it.



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