A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
with nothing to do this afternoon?
I have a ton of hardwood logs being delivered and the wagon cannot get close enough to the house to unload them (I live up a little country lane) so....................... armed with my wheelbarrow I shall be pretty busy this afternoon.
My arms will be 10cm longer by close of play today.
I have NEVER played on phone games before and couldn't really understand why peeps did but.............I noticed and downloaded Bubble Mania two weeks ago and the rest is history.
Now stuck on level 67 - even google cant help me, there are no cheats or help just a lot of other addicts trying to pop the same bubbles.
I do realise that most of you will think I am completely bonkers but Bubble Maniacs will sympathize
Happy Halloween folks - stay safe
Really enjoyed Skyfall (James Bond)…………………..will tell you no more that it is most definitely worth seeing.
Wet through and covered in sawdust we completed my log store see attached pic, not insults please I am VERY proud of it! Will post a pic of the filling next week.
Even found time to watch the GP, back to the grind now but hey Friday is only 3 days away.
I finish work at 12.30 on Friday – the very best day of the week. I do rather enjoy my job, but I guess it makes me appreciate my ‘free time’ at the weekend soooo much more.
Along with many Brits I am off to the local cinema to see Skyfall the new James Bond film.
Excellent Then on Sunday I will be watching the F1 GP snuggled up in front of my lovely log fire.
Heaven mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Have a super weekend whatever you get up to.
There are times when everyone needs a strong shoulder to lean on – I rate myself as a pretty strong independent lady and day to day life is SUPER, I enjoy every day……………………………and then!
My mobile rings, my daughter has just been in an RTA, she is not to blame she stopped to let an ambulance pass and the car behind ploughed into the back of her. She is fine and just needs some moral support.
Having someone special to rely on when you need some support and understanding……………I hope I am lucky enough to find that again one day.
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