I have a burning question.
I have gotten quite a few visitors listed on my WVM page.
When I click on their photo to find out more about them,
I get the page (profilenotfound). This happens even if I click their picture within a few minutes of them seeing my page.
How can so many people have their profile gone minutes after visiting my page?
Hey I got someone trying to scam me.. She is from chicago, New York...
I need some ideas on what to say to get them trapped in their bs....
Please make up junk that sounds true. Like people, places, things that are out of place..
I want to keep it nice, just in case..
Here is what is said so far..
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You Said
hi again.
Wow, that sounds exciting. I have never been to chicago, New York. Is it hot this time of year? I only heard that the wallabies are tame and come right up to you.. Do they really eat right from your hand?
I can't use email because it doesn't work on my computer. I think it is blocked. Seems like I'm stuck using this site for now... We can still get to know each other...
She Said
okay that alright
anyway i just read your profile and know little about you and i am really interested in knowing more like your past relationship online because this is my first time doing this but i don't really feel comfortable except we are going to meet someday and share good times we will using on here right now and i will like to email me some of your pictures so i can send you mine too so we can really know our look better alright. my email is
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By the way... She never looked at my profile...
I remember a day when I went out with my mom. For some reason, I was going to Staples. There was no empty parking spots close to the store, so we parked more than 100 feet away from the door. I started on my way towards the store when I saw a cute girl walking towards me. I had my eyes fixed on her as we kept getting closer and closer. Just as we were close enough to speak, I tripped over a curb and fell right at her feet.
Well, that was a day I will never forget. I feel that it was by Devine providence that a curb was between us. It was because of that curb tripping me that I got to have more that just a passing "hello!".. I actually got to have a real conversation..
Thank God for the little things that trip us now and then, because some day I am gonna trip at someone's feet who won't let the moment get away..
Now to get out my Buster Keton handbook of pratt falls. Where is the chapter on falling at girls feet in the Staples parking lot?
Ps. If anyone out there ever heard a girl telling her side of this story, please tell her I'm still looking for her..
She was also there with her mom. She was a doctor at the time we met...about 5 years ago..
Girls, if someone falls for you in the Staples parking lot, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, just dust him off, then make an emergency call your mom to tell her "I found him!"
Have you ever gotten a phone call that sounds like it just had to be a scam? I keep getting one claiming that I received a special offer to lower my power bill. Just press 0 to talk to a representative.
I knew it was a scam offer, because if it was from my power company, they would have said they are xyz, and they would have mentioned it on my bill.
So that got me to thinking how to mess with them. I was gonna tell them this...
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I get free power from LGM on their special "Don't ask where it comes from. It's a secret." policy..
All I know is there is a wierd humming sound and strange lights coming from under the chicken coupe, but you never heard me say that... Please Don't tell anyone that I have a 47 megawatt chicken coupe..with mutant chickens. --- I don't want to mess up a good thing.
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