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I Cannot Understand It

I’m starting to believe that I do not have a proper grasp of the English language. Some people simply cannot or will not understand what I try to say. This happens in real life as well.help

If I said: ‘All the people who arrived with the first bus, are now seated’, somebody is bound to quote me as having said: ‘All the people who are now seated, arrived with the first bus’. These two statements are not mutually inclusive. To make the second statement true, you have to replace the word ‘All’ in the first statement with ‘Only’. I can understand if the person doing this is still learning to speak English, but these are native English speakers. doh

And then there are the people who drag things out the context of the blog or paragraph. One has to be so careful of what you write or it may explode in your face. Each word has to be vetted and reevaluated before use. It takes a lot of the pleasure out of blogging. It is as if some people scan the blogs just to find something to criticize, regardless of the context or the spirit of the blog and paragraph. They are easy to recognize, it is the same people all the time. They do nothing but criticize. Never a positive comment.frustrated

I think some people simply fail to see the humor in apparent serious situations. Looking at something from the funny side of it, does not make it less serious, nor does it ridicule the ‘victims’. It is the situation and the circumstances, sometimes riddled with inconsistencies, which are being mocked with. There is humor in the most serious of events and I somewhat pity those who cannot see it. They miss a lot. We cannot go through life with long faces.grin

And maybe it is time to be less sensitive and to start laughing at ourselves. We, as individuals, are the funniest creatures on this planet; if only we could see ourselves the way others see us. Laugh a bit more, even if it is at your own expense. Life can be such fun.cheering
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You have a great weekend, will ya!wave
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Trouble With The Quack

I don’t like the professional clique. This includes medical doctors and lawyers. I respect their expertness in their fields, consult with them when needed, but I don’t trust them. And I dislike their attitudes.thumbs down

My regular doctor (about the only one I trust to some extend) recently changed my hypertension medication, advising me to return immediately if I experience anything out of the ordinary. At this stage, I must add that before going back on the medication a few weeks ago, I went without it for about 18 months because my blood pressure had returned to normal.wow

Anyway, after a few days on the new medication, I started getting cramps in my legs and feet at night. As instructed by my GP, I went back to see him, only to learn that he is out of town and that his partners are ‘looking after his patients’ in his absence. I explained the situation to the quack assigned to me. I also told him that I have been off the medication since the previous night, in accordance to what my regular GP advised me.grin

He told me it is my imagination. The new medication, he said, uses exactly the same active ingredient as the previous and cannot cause such side effect.mumbling

Maybe I was a bit irritated by having to see a strange doctor, but I lost my cool and told him very politely, if not somewhat impatient, that I was in full control of all my faculties and that I was fully aware of what is my imagination and what is reality. I’m not into medicine and I do not know if the cramps are related to the medication, which is why I consulted with him. The cramps are very real, in my legs, and not in my head. For good measure, I added that if I wanted such advice, I would have seen a shrink and that if that was the best he could do, I’d rather see another doctor.frustrated

He dismissed me by saying that he understands that I don’t feel well since I’m off the medication and as such he will excuse my erratic behavior. As if I was the turd in the drinking water. I stood up, mustered the best smile I could conjure, wished him a good day while wishing he’d rot in hell and walked out his consulting room into reception, requesting to see another doctor.very mad

After 10 minutes, I was ushered into another quack’s room. He listened to me, picked up his phone, and called my regular GP. After a short conversation, I was put back on the previous medication. Lo and behold, two days later the cramps were gone.yay

It must have been my imagination… or something that rhymes with it!doh
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A bumper of a day to ya all and be careful. There are sharks out there.wave
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They Call Me Lucky

Well, that is what my late brother used to say. He used to can himself laughing whenever he said so for he was very lucky indeed. Or was he?dunno

When he bought a raffle ticket at the local school or church bazaar, he won it much more than often. He did not have any special number that he played every time as some other ‘lucky’ people sometimes have. He played just anything. Sometimes he even asked the person selling the tickets to mark just any number. We used to take friendly side bets on him winning the raffle. Few people were willing to bet against him winning. As for myself, no raffle ticket I ever bought has won any prizes.giggle

It was like that at the casino as well. Never any spectacular wins but he mostly went home with more than what he came with and he often treated us to a meal on their money while at the casino. I’m not really a gambling man but I loved going to the casino with him. I even gambled a few Rand away at such occasions.wow

I was the better golf player between the two of us but he managed that elusive perfect fluke, something I never got right. In fact, not even a close miss.doh

He never won the lotto jackpot but on two occasions he managed to get five plus. He always laughed and blamed his unfailing luck to his Jewish sweetheart he had when he was young. He was the proverbial smiling pawpaw, never with a long face. Always smiling or laughing.grin

But it seems that one can have only so much luck before it runs out. His luck finally ran out in 2000 when, at the age of 41, he collected a bullet in his stomach. He was taken to hospital and stabilized but 8 hours later he was in the morgue. The autopsy found that the doctor had pushed a drainage pipe through his heart. With a little better luck, he would have been alive today. As they say, shit happens!sigh
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May this day turn out to be very lucky for you.wave

PS
Resumed with the renovations yesterday. Will pop in from time to time.roll eyes
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Random Events

The belief that lightning never strikes at the same place, is a myth. There is nothing random about where lightning will strike next. It can and it will strike at the same place for as long as the topography invites it to strike there.professor

The law of averages is a nonprofessional term for an erroneous belief that (inter alia) the results of random events in the past can influence the probability of random events yet to come.doh

According to the ‘law of averages’, something is more likely to happen because it has not happened recently or alternatively, that because something has recently happened, it will not happen again in the immediate future. This is wishful thinking or a poor understanding of statistics and not based on any mathematical or statistical probability. Life is not that simple and smooth. There is no law of averages.talk to hand

As an example, consider a die that has landed on six in ten consecutive rolls. Somebody may assume, in accordance with the ‘law of averages', that on its next roll it will not (or at least is much more unlikely to) produce another six. The truth is, the die has no memory, and the probability of another six does not change in sympathy with past results. Even if the die has landed on six in ten or a hundred consecutive rolls, the probability that the next roll will produce another six is still no more and no less than one in six (18.67%), the same as with any the other five numbers on the die.wow

Likewise, there is no statistical basis for the belief that lottery numbers, which haven’t appeared recently, are due to appear soon. Playing the same combination of numbers draw after draw, fares no better. There simply is no minimum or maximum number of draws to guarantee a certain outcome. A thousand years may not be enough to draw the right number. It is just pure luckshock

Lotto is (and will remain) a special tax levied on stupid people.laugh
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I wish you a great week ahead.wave
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An Uninterruptible Water Supply

Keeping a dog brings responsibilities. It will need attention, shelter, food, and most importantly, water. Dogs need a lot of water. Being away from home for a full day sometimes can easily get your dog stuck without water. The other day I took insurance against that.idea

I rescued the discarded toilet cistern that was replaced with a new job and, at the flea market, I picked up an old wash-up basin going cheaply. The odds and ends in my garage made up for the rest.hmmm

I started by removing the flushing mechanism from the cistern. Then I mounted it and the wash-up basin on ground level against the wall (in the shade), right next to each other. I connected the two outlets with each other using PVC drain pipes and sealed the joins with silicone sealer. To complete the job, I connected the installation with the cold water supply via a stopcock. Job done in less that one hour.super

It works like a dream. The cost? All in all, with our crummy exchange rate, probably under US$10. Ah, that reminds me: Our finance minister got a nomination for a Nobel Prize in chemistry. He managed to turn our currency into a ball of poo! The contraption is a bit unsightly at the present but I will paint it when I paint the house and it should blend in with the environment smoothly.cheering

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As the dog drinks water, the water level drops and the ball in the cistern follows it. The valve opens to let more water in until the water is replenished. My dog has a steady supply of water, even if the water supply should be interrupted for a few hours. No more worries about water.yay

All I need now is a contraption to dispense his food at regular intervals and a gadget to scratch his head from time to time. Any suggestions? Just don’t bother me with royalties. I will modify your design enough to circumvent any copyright laws. laugh
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Have a great day, will you?wave
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Friends With A Price Tag

Her message read: It is a good thing that friendship does not come with a price tag, otherwise I would not have been able to afford your friendship. Had it arrived from a friend, I would have been flattered to no end but as it is, it came from a complete stranger. I cannot even say for sure if ‘she’ was a Sheila, neither by gender, nor by nationality.confused

It somehow reminded me of some of the people in the real world who claim to be my friends. Of course, I won’t make the mistake to confuse them with my handful of real friends. If only they knew how I loath them when they stand there talking to me, not because they want to talk to me but because they want something from me. Or is it because they can gain something by just being there?frustrated

Sometimes I can get sick with the cheap and superficial clichés I have to endure. Empty compliments thrown at me, in an effort to secure another invitation for next time, believing that I’m too stupid or too vain to see through their masquerades. Especially those who just arrive uninvited on party nights, with a car full of people and nothing in their hands because they ‘did not know there was a party on’; only to stay until they had enough to eat and drink. Why did they stop in the first place? And why did they simply drive away the previous weekend when there was nothing going on? It looks as if they have a fixed route to follow each weekend until they can find a party somewhere.very mad

When I arrive uninvited and unannounced at somebody’s house and there is a party on, I don’t bother to stop. I go somewhere else and call the person if I need to speak to him urgently. Maybe some ‘friendships’ do have a price tag attached.help

It was the same when I still had the boat. It was licensed to carry a crew of five but there was always a list of at least ten people wanting to go to sea. But whenever it needed some working on, it was always the same four people. Guess who went fishing and who stayed home. tongue

Scammers can be recognized miles off but parasites, posing as friends, are a bit harder to cope with. Their skins are thicker too. You can tell them to leave now but they’ll be back again. next time. I think it is time to use a very large pair of garden shears to cut off the loose ends round the fringes of my circle of friends. I can do better without them.idea
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A very happy day to all my friend out there... and everybody else.wave
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A Nickname, You Say?

Nicknames are special. Not everybody gets one. It is not something you can buy or order. It is awarded to you like a medal or a dunce cap and the more you try to get rid of it, the longer it will linger. When you get a nickname, you have no choice. You will be stuck with it for as long as the people around you find it appealing, be that straight to your face or behind your back. stuck

I’m not talking about pet names that lovers call each other or shortened versions of your name. When Kimberley and William shorten their names to Kim and Will (or Bill), they don’t have nicknames. It is merely shortened versions of their real names.confused

A nickname can be given to you by your friends, family, enemies, colleagues, juniors at work, seniors at work, students, or just about anybody else. It can be inspired by affection, admiration, respect, contempt, of just plain mockery. It captures something about your person that people identify with you. It could be a sexy butt, facial feature like large ears, or something in your mannerism, even something about your character or occupation.wow

I had nicknames all my life. My parents called me Tawsi (whatever it may mean) and it lasted well into primary school until somebody named me Sywurm (Silkworm) which lasted until the first day of high school when one of the seniors discovered that my first and last names sound like Polar Bear. It stuck. There I sat, an Afrikaans speaking boy in an Afrikaans medium school, sporting an English nickname.doh

But the name evolved somewhat over the next five years. Midway through high school, I was simply ‘Die Beer’ (The Bear) which raised some eyebrows. As the youngest boy in the grade, I was not counted among the heavyweights. By the time I reached my final year, the name was refined to a more appropriate ‘Beertjie’ (small/baby bear).teddybear

Then, after I left school, ‘Catfoot’ was born. How that came about is another story. Today, 43 years later, the name is still with me; so deeply entrenched that people who have visited me at my home, who know my address and phone number, do not know my real name. I have received many a Christmas card addressed simply to ‘Katvoet’.

Of course, the real form of my nickname is the Afrikaans ‘Katvoet’ but Cat, Cattie, Kat, and Katjie are used also used from time to time. I still find it amusing that people who have known me for many years can come to me, very embarrassed, to ask my real name. Such action usually precedes a formal invitation to a wedding reception or an anniversary of some sort.giggle

So, if you have a nickname, treasure it. It is a part of you, even if you don’t like it.uh oh

For some reason the angel of the morning blogs call me Bob (another nickname?laugh). So much so that some people on CS thought my real name was Bob. Not So. My real name, when it pronounced in Afrikaans, sounds much like ‘Polar Bear’.rolling on the floor laughing
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Have a great day out there, will you? And don't be shy of your nickname.wave
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Hinduism – A Religion Or A Way of Living?

Referred to as the oldest religion on earth, Hinduism boasts about a billion followers, mostly on the subcontinent of India. This makes them the third largest religion after Christianity and Islam. But is it a religion?dunno

Quite unlike other religions, the Hindu religion does not worship any specific God, it does not claim any specific Prophet, it does not believe in any specific philosophic dogma, it does not follow any specific set of religious rites and does not have any specific founder; in fact, it does not satisfy the traditional definition of a religion in any way. It appears to be a way of life and it was not very surprising to learn that some Hindus are atheists.talk to hand

It acts like an umbrella, accommodating several religious factions, each with their own god(s), prophets & rituals, binding them in a lose federation. Some of these factions differ from each other as much as Christianity, Islam, and Judaism differ from each other, of course without the animosity we got used to.hmmm

It teaches behavior such as honesty, kindness, patience, forbearance, self-restraint, and compassion, among others. As such, it has remarkable similarities with the Abramic religions. I have not met a lot of Hindus but the few I got to know all had one thing in common. They were pacifists who would rather do themselves short before putting another at a disadvantage. They behaved more like Christians than most Christians I know. Maybe we can learn something from the Hindus. It appears that any person can practice his own religion within Hinduism without violating the doctrine of his own religion.bowing

So, I ask again; is it a religion or is it a way of living?confused

This is not an effort to convert anybody to Hinduism; it is merely my view on the topic and therefore just my opinion. You are welcome to give your take on it providing that it does not start another religious war on the blogs.thumbs up
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May you have a prosperous day.wave
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What Is In A Name?

Some British surnames have been disappearing in recent years and the reason may be that the people have become too embarrassed to hold funny names.shock

Names like: C*ck, Daft, Death, Smellie, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Willy, Nutters, Piggs and Jelly have declined seriously in the past century. It is believed that these people have changed their names to something more acceptable. The 2008 population, when compared to that in 1881 shows that the number of C*cks has shrunk by 75%, while the number of people called Balls or Daft has fallen by more than 50%.giggle

However, some things did not change. In 1881 the most common last names were, in order, Smith, Jones, Williams, Brown, and Taylor; those names are still in that order today.doh

But parents with a very normal last names, can do their offspring a great disfavor when giving their first names and Annette Jones may easily become Annette Kirton (a net curtain) after marriage. Some first names simply don’t sit well with some last names.rolling on the floor laughing

Don’t let your child end up with combinations like Anna Sasin (an assassin), Anna Prentice (an apprentice), Barb Dwyer (barbed wire), Carrie Oakey (karaoke), Dee Zaster (disaster), Joe King (joking), Justin Case (just in case), Rick O'Shea (ricochet), Seymour Legg (see more leg), Stan Still (stand still), or Terri Bill (terrible).grin

The list does not end here. Just think about Doug Hole, Rose Bush, Daisy Picking, Pearl Button, Ray Gunn, Norman Knight, Kimberley Mine, Rosie Peach, Ima Kettle, Hazel Nutt, Dan Druff, Sean Head, Rusty Nails, Woody Bush, and Chris Cross. I’m sure there are many more; too many to list here.laugh

These are all very 'normal' first and last names but as a combination, they just don't work well.help

But what is in a name? According to Richard Wiseman, more than what meets the eye. His studies have shown that pupils with 'successful' names get higher marks, and succeed in school, compared with those with 'unsuccessful' names. For instance, Jack, James, Ryan, Elizabeth, and Sophie are ‘successful’ names while Brian, Thomas, George, Tracey, and Ann did not do well in this survey. Sounds like a load of bogus to me.confused
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A grand day to ya all and think before you name your next child. wave
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The Power Of A Word

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Or can it? Well, yes it can but only if you give it the power to do so.help

During the Anglo-Boer War (aka The South-African War), the British called the white Afrikaans-speaking people Boers (farmers). It was meant to be a derogatory name but we took pride in being called that. By doing so, we broke the power of the word. The colored population took it over and we are still called Boers today. Only, now it applies to all white people. It does not bother us because we are proud of what we are. The word has no power and has no negative connotations to us.tongue

However, if we call them some name, they call it hate speech or racist remarks. They are offended and it has become habit to run to a court to sue. When you are offended by a word or when legislation and/or censorship are introduced to prevent the use of a word, you give it power. Few things can boost the sales of a book more that having it banned in some country. Then everybody wants to read it.doh

A name given to your race, color, or religion can only hurt you if you feel inferior about being what you are. Such a name does not describe or defame your character. It is just a name given to your clan that cannot hurt you until you give it the power to hurt. Only you can render the word powerless. Forget about the origins and earlier purpose of the word. It describes where you come from. Be proud of what you are, make it yours, and break its power.banana

So, the next time somebody calls you a Boer, or a Kaffir, Chink, Spic, ni**ger, Charra or whatever, do what I do. I turn around, give him my best smile and say: “Yes, I’m a Boer and I’m proud of it but why does it bother you if I’m a Boer? Maybe you want to be a Boer too? Now what shall I call you to make you feel proud as well?giggle

It normally leaves them speechless.hole
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Have a good day out there, will you?wave
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Baby Sitting

Now, while I’m playing baby sitter to my brother-in-law after his open-heart surgery, I seem to have a lot of time on hand; hence my frequency on the blogs.cheering

I was very upset to find the nurse dedicated to him in ICU playing with her cell phone but now I can understand why. He is an easy customer. He never complains, not even when he is in pain. He needs a little help to get out of bed but otherwise he is no problem.thumbs up

We go for a short walk every morning and I plan another short walk for this afternoon. He is getting stronger by the day. Only coughing and laughing give him any real problems but that does not happen too often. He has never smoked and I keep my mouth shut, so no corny cracks coming from me to make him laugh.grin

His needs are very basic. I help him to dress in the morning, make two or three cups of tea during the day in addition to warming his lunch in the microwave oven. Furthermore, I stand with him while he takes his daily shower. And see that he gets his medication on time. He is quite happy to sit and watch TV all day.help

Of course, being with him from 7 am until 5 pm has some impact on my life too. My renovation efforts at home has come to a standstill but I don’t mind. He did exactly this when my father had the hip replacement a while ago. He lived closer to my father than I at the time and his unselfishness saved me a lot of driving. So I return the favor with pleasure.handshake

My sister is very tight-lipped about it but I suspect that she reached some agreement with the surgeon and/or the hospital for they will not be suing the doctor for malpractice. I think working for the same group played some part in it.doh

I’m getting a break from it all for the weekend and I’m not sure if my services will be needed next week. Maybe just for a day or two. My place is close to them; perhaps I can just pop in there two or three time a day to see if he’s doing ok.idea
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A great day to ya all.wave
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What goes up…

Yep, what goes up must come down eventually. I said so in a previous blog and was questioned about rain coming down while it never went up.confused

At first, I was dumbstruck but Google provided all the answers. I mean everything on the Internet is true. Right? To prevent any spelling errors and/or misinterpretations, I did a neat cut and paste job for your convenience. Everything can be verified at .idea

It all started because of the nonsense they taught us at school. First, we must realize that gravity is a myth. The theory of gravity was based on a misconception. The apple coming down from the tree never went up either. It was assembled up there; like the space station was assembled in space. Trees are not capable of transporting whole apples to their branches, therefore the apple is transported in tiny parts to be assembled higher up in the tree. Newton sustained serious brain damage when the apple fell on his head and in his insanity, he formulated the theory of gravity. Because of his reputation before the accident, nobody had the guts to challenge his bogus theory.doh

This was not the first time that an apple caused mayhem. I could not find any solid proof but rumor has it that the eating of an apple revolutionized clothing fashions some 6000 years ago. All apples must therefore be viewed with suspicion; a red herring to lead us away from the real facts.help

So let the record then stand that there is no such thing as gravity. The earth sucks. And the problem is compounded because this suction of the earth is not the same everywhere and not constant all the time. These fluctuations often cause people to believe that they do not weigh what they should and it can lead to an eating-disorder called dieting. This disorder is prevalent amongst women.flirty

And it gets worse. Since then other scientists have based their theories on this broken apple cart. How does a non-existing force like gravity affect mass and velocity? According to Albert Onestone’s relativity theory, the average human contains 88 times more energy than the nuclear device that flattened Nagasaki. Now who is fooling whom? Have I lost some of my mass or has the speed of light decreased during the weekend? After this weekend, I barely have enough energy to drag myself to the kitchen to clean up.sick

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I sincerely hope that your day is better than mine.wave
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