Confucius was a Chinese wise man who lived from 551 to 479 BCE. He was a philosopher, teacher, politician, and editor.
Let's look at a few by Confucius today. There are hundreds of them and maybe you can add some; these are my favourites. Though I somehow do not believe he said any of these.
He was a much deeper man.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there soon.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who sit on tack get the point!
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
Man stuck in pantry have áss in jam.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Man who have last laugh, not get joke.
Man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of a flat miner.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Catfoot says:
Confucius say too damn much. And to all my friends and everybody else:
Have a great day.