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Effective Government

In England there are two dominant political parties; the Conservative Party and the Labour Party, each with about 40% of dedicated voter’s support.

Those people will vote for their party, comes hell or high water. Even after a political scandal, when a party’s support may dwindle a bit, they all come back in the end.

The other 20% hold the balance of power. They hold the votes to be worked for. This is the foundation of good effective government. The party in the seat must work hard to stay there. He must keep his minorities happy or they will swing; comes the next election.

In America there are two dominant political parties; the Republicans and the Democrats, each with about… No, I’m not going to repeat everything again.

What is true for England is true in America. Maybe not in the same proportions, but the effect is the same.

An almost perfect political model; the secret lies in an effective opposition. I am sure this model is replicated in most other successful nations.

This is not so with African and other less successful nations where dictatorships, tyrannies and one-party states seem to dominate. The result is gross corruption and human hardship; and the total suppression of minorities. A few privileged are enriched while the bulk of the population lives in utmost poverty.

When is Africa going to wake up!dunno confused


Ah well, one day closer to Friday. Hang in there!
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Lending A Hand

Last week, while mending the fence, my neighbour’s wife came over to chat with me. While talking, her seven year old son joined us, asking if he could help me. The woman was astonished. I suppose with five kids in the house she could do with all the help from the children she could get.

“Why don’t you ever ask me that?” she asked him reproachfully.

The boy looked at his mother and asked;”Mommy, can I help the uncle?”

I suppose that boys, even at that age, don’t want to do “a woman’s work”.


Eish, Sunday allready. the weekend is allmost over!
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Genetic Engineering.

With all the moral issues around genetic engineering, we should rather look at crossbreeding. It may offer plenty of solutions to our problems.

For instance:
Crossing a hedgehog with a rattlesnake we would get a metre of barbed wire.

Crossing a potato with a sponge will yield potatoes that can absorb a lot of gravy.

Crossing a homing pigeon with a parrot will give a racer that can ask the way when he gets lost.

Crossing a baboon with an octopus will render a very efficient corn harvester.

I’m sure there are plenty more possibilities.

An elephant and a mouse? Gosh! I think at least a nomination for a Nobel Prize!
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Enjoy your day
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Science Fiction

If we asked a farmer 200 years ago what he would want if he could have anything, he would probably have asked for a horse twice as strong that ate half the food. He would not have asked for a tractor; he did not know what technology was still to come.

Science fiction predicted many innovations during the fifties and sixties to be realised by the year 2000; of which very few had come to life. None of them foresaw the role of the computer today.

What are we still missing out on? What is to come in the next fifty years?


Relax! It is Saturday.
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The F-word

It seemed to have become the de facto standard in the vocabulary of a lot of people to use the F-word. One cannot walk in a public place with your parents, partner or children anymore without hearing the word being used in every other sentence; in all its forms and declensions.

The strange thing, while our movies are filled with it, there is hardly any of it in our newspapers. People, who don’t think twice about watching a movie liberally sprinkled with the F-word, wouldn’t buy a newspaper using the same language. Why?

I think it is because movies are shown in the dark! Movie producers say they only reflect on society, but I think they are the leaders, not the mirrors.
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Smoking In Bed

During the last seven years emphysema killed four people I knew well; one of them related. Three were males and one female. Their ages ranged from 53 to 64. All of them smoked.

The female smoked for fifteen years, one of the males for thirty years while the other two smoked since childhood; all of them about 20 per day.

Not all people who smoke get emphysema and not everyone who get emphysema smokes, but the occurance of emphysema is much higher amongst smokers.

Then why do some people smoke since childhood and never get emphysema, while others smoke for fifteen or twenty years and get it.confused

The persons I mentioned all had the same habit. They frequently smoked while in bed; flat on their backs. Even when waking up in the night. Could this be significant?dunno


Have a great day!
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Electricity Theft

Electricity is a modern innovation that nobody today can do without. As I have discovered repeatedly during the last two weeks.frustrated

I live on a farmstead just outside town. The cables feeding us run through an uninhabited piece of land and were stolen eight times during the last two weeks. Every time leaving me without electricity for a few hours. These stolen cables are then sold as scrap metal.

New legislation was introduced to curb that, but what good is a law if it is not enforced? scold

Unfortunately it does not end with stealing the cables; electricity itself is being stolen en mass. If you take a drive through one of the townships you will be amazed with the crisscross of illegal wires leading from the poles to the houses, some even laying across the road. With the police driving right over it without ever investigating.

Electricity theft kills and injures many innocent children and toddlers every year. Illegal connections are extremely dangerous because incorrect wiring is used, and the wires running across floors, pathways or streets are often not insulated.sigh

Electricity rates are being increased all the time and honest people must pay for the stolen electricity.very mad

How long will our national electricity supplier still be able to cope?

Enjoy your day!
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The Last Tango

Suicide is the worse sin you can commit. It leaves you without the opportunity to repent.sigh

It also is the worse crime you can commit. You have cold-bloodedly murdered somebody while deliberately leaving enough clues around to be convicted in a court of law. Sometimes even leaving a written confession, but you are not around to stand trial. Not in this world anyway.frustrated

A deed you have planned in detail and executed to perfection. Premeditated! You should hang.scold

But is this the coward’s way out? I don’t think so. It takes guts to execute; a kind of guts I don’t think I possess. Or total insanity.professor

I cannot even try to imagine what must go through the mind of the person when he takes that final step that takes him beyond that point of no return.dunno confused


Cheer up! We are one day closer to Friday.
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The Creation Of Woman

In recent excavations in the holy land, archaeologist had found a scroll that escaped the bonfire after The Council Of Nicya in 325 AD. The scroll appears to contain a portion of Genesis not recorded in the bible. The translation reads:


And God said to the man: Adam my son, how are you?

The man said: I’m in good health my Lord, but I’m not happy.

And the Lord asked: Why is that, my son? I have put you in charge of all my creation. Have I not given you everything here in abundance?

But the man said to God: My Lord, I do not want to sound ungrateful. I enjoy the fruit and the vegetables You gave me to eat. And my eyes they feast upon the rest of Your creation, but I’m lonely, my Lord.

So the Lord Said: Ah, I see Adam, then I must make a woman for you.

Then the man asked: But my Lord, what is a woman.

Our Creator thought for a while and said: Adam, a woman will be the crown on my creation. She will be the most intelligent and the most sensitive being I ever made. She will anticipate your every need and mood before you become aware of it yourself. She will be the perfect companion for you.

The man looked at the Lord and exclaimed: But that sounds fantastic!

And God said: Yes Adam, it is fantastic, but this woman will cost you more than just an arm and a leg.

The man became quiet for a while and asked: My Lord, what will this woman cost me?

The Lord replied: Adam, to make this woman you will have to give me an eye, an ear, an arm, a testicle and a leg.

The man was quiet for even longer and then said: My Lord, I have only two each of those things that You want from me, but I have a lot of ribs. Can You not make something less fancy for a rib? Maybe if You could scale it down a bit?


So that is it. I don’t have t elaborate much here. The rest of the story is in the bible. But this is what happens when you cut the production budget.
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The Truth About 666

To fully understand the origins of the number 666 we must have a look at the old Babylonian religion as practised in the time of Daniel.

The Babylonians had 36 supreme gods headed by Marduk, the sun god. The next most important god was his wife the moon goddess; they were the parents of all the other gods. Their eldest son was the next most important and this trio, the father, the mother and the son, were the three main gods.

All the gods each had a number ranging from 1 to 36, starting with the sun god being number one, the moon goddess number 2 and so on.

Babylonian gods were deemed to be evil by nature and were feared by their worshippers, but they (the gods) could be controlled by their numbers or by the sum of their numbers. Thus, the three main gods could be controlled by the number six. 1 + 2 + 3 = 6. Some of you might have guessed by now the sum of the 36 gods is 666. 1 + 2 + 3 … + 35 + 36 = 666. 666 had power over all the gods.

To control all the gods a special 6 X 6 matrix of numbers was used where the numbers were arranged in such way that each row and each column would total 111. 111 X 6 = 666. This can be achieved in many ways. Below is an example of such a matrix.

This matrix (?) was then inscribed on amulets of clay, wood or gold. The golden amulets were deemed to be the most powerful and the bearer of such an amulet was deemed to be very powerful; able to control all the gods.

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So where do we come into all of this? This calls for a bit of history.

In the time of the biblical Daniel, when Darius conquered Babylon for Persia in 539 BCE, they brought their own religion and priests along. The Babylonian priests, no longer allowed to practice their religion, were unemployed and left; mostly to Egypt and Perganum where they flourished.

This went on until 133 BCE when the king of Perganum died without a heir and left his kingdom to Rome. The Babylonian priests promptly opened a branch in Rome and again flourished. Very quickly Rome became known as New Babylon! The early Christians also referred to Rome as such. See I Peter 5:13. The Roman emperor became the head of the Babylonian religion.

Then came Christianity. By the time of Constantine (The Great), their numbers have grown and the two religions were in constant conflict with each other. Even amongst Christians there was not much unity, especially about the role of Jesus in the Church. Was He God or human?

Constantine, seeing problems ahead, ordered the leaders of both religions together in 425 AD to formulate one religion under Christianity; as Christianity was on the rise.

Constantine, already the head of the Babylonian religion, also became head of the Christian Church. Just for the record, Constantine was pagan all his life. He was baptised on his deathbed – probably too weak to protest!

Integration was easy. Father, mother and son became Father, Son and Holy Spirit while the lesser gods became the saints in the new Church. A few other pagan rituals were adopted as well. Like moving the Sabbath to the day named in honour of Marduk, the Babylonian sun god.

Almost the entire Rome was converted overnight. My question is: when the Babylonian religion was drawn into the early Church, who was converted to what?

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Getting Married.

It would appear that less and less people still get married today, opting rather to live together ‘in sin’. devil That piece of paper that states that you are now husband and wife seems to count for very little lately.

A child with a surname different to the mother or father no longer carries a stigma as before. The legal aspects of such a ‘partnership’, which is all that marriage really is, can easily be arranged with a contract similar to a normal prenuptial contract.

Then have one hellava big party and you may kiss the non-bride!
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Another step in human evolution; man and wife no longer form permanent bonds as they used to.

Mind you, it is very good for our genetic pool when men and women have children from various partners. I know somebody who has five children with four different fathers; and she was married to all at some stage or another.

So why get married? If you really want so much trouble – buy yourself a used Alfa Romeo! rolling on the floor laughing

Stay loose; don’t worry – be happy!
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Nostalgic Memories.

This was my very first blog on CS. It was read by only few people. With the current electricity problems I could not prepare a proper blog.

This is dedicated to all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…
And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand.

As I always say:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
but in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilogram of Escherichia Coli – that is the bacteria that we find in shit. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilogram of shit per year.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or any other alcoholic beverage, because alcohol has to go through a purification process including, but not limited to, boiling, filtering, evaporation, distillation and fermenting.

Remember then:
uh ohWater is Shit.
wineWine is Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk a little shit,
than to drink water and be full of shit.laugh

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service in the interest of a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.

Enjoy your day.
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