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Light Diet

I am on a light diet

I eat

By day light


I eat by moon light

And I some times eat by

refrigerator light


Happy week end my friends!

yay peace yay
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where do you live?

professor
Police: Where do you live?
KID: With my parents
Police:Where does your parents live?
KID: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
KID: Together
Police: Where is your house?
KID: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
KID: If I tell you, you wont believe me
Police: Tell me
KID: Next to my house

Kids these days,,cheers applause
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A Frail little old lady

A frail little old lady walked up to a cop and said, "I was attacked! I was attacked!"
The cop said, "When?"
She said, "Twenty-three years ago."
The cop said, "What are you telling me now for?"
The little old lady said, "I just like to talk about it once in a while."


Credits to internet!heart wings heart wings teddybear
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Oh boy coffee cups

wine

Since I live alone with my daughter,, there is a baby sitter who comes to take care about my daughter till I get home...

She cleans everything ,, kitchen is very clean ,, bath room is clean.. I was so happy..and some times I paid her bit more extra too..

Cupboards are very space full.. but I realize one thing..

every time my coffee cups , tea cups getting less,, also my towels..

Even I have a garage that I rarely use may be in the winter...

Today as I am home I thought of open it and see ...


oh boy I found 10 garbage bags full with dirty towels ,, coffee cups.. and glasses,,

So that is how my baby sitter cleans my house,, dump everything in to a bag and throw to garage and close the door,,

Huha I love you ****** ****** nanny... I will throw your salary for coming month just like that to the garage!
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150,000.00$ Returned!

Hi every one! wine

Hope you all had a good time!

I want to share that 5 years ago I was a victim of a scammer!

I gave him 5000$- when I realize it was too late! He was from some where I don't know where but I have given the money through wire transfer.- it was a pain but stolen is stolen buy the time I forgot it and I moved on!

Today I got my money back in return with the interest for last 5 years!

Who ever he is I don't know if he is here!
But
I want to say thank you! I did not even expect this $150,000.00 to appear in my bank!

And there was a little note in the money transfer receipt

" 5 years ago I have cheated you bullied you ! I scammed your poor money what you have earned with your effort and sacrifice, your the only one young woman who offer me money, it is not because you are foolish you have a good heart you trust every one that is why,And this is the appreciation for that!I have invested your money in tank station and my business going very well I am a wealthy man. If you need any help please do contact me through the yahoo address, I still have it" your sincere moonbiker001 as a warm heart woman you always in my mind"

I am donating that money for four charity organizations! Two already contacted me the rest two I don't know yet!
who ever you are where ever you are stay safe! Even you scammed my money a good man in you don't let that to be destroyed!

Have a good day fellas! That calls good deeds in return! Amen!
angel angel
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Proffessors dream!

There was a professor who gives lectures in a well recognized university,professor

But this man is totally nasty when it comes to junior students who are sexy skinny and funny,this dirty minded prof always dream to get a young student on bed..

There was a girl who was very cute intelligent also funny and looking very great,

This dirty minded prof planned a day outing with the students group and book a luxury hotel but coupled 2 persons per room, and that special student to his room.

She did not say anything she entered to the room and start unpacking.... Dirty prof was too fascinated about how he is going to be happy and more happy on bed to night....cartwheel

With all these dreams he went to the balcony to smoke a Cuban cigar,
During his dreaming young girl closed the french windows and went to sleep.

Professor thought him self alone" God why did you give a big brain to young woman but big balls to me"
And slept in the balcony during the night!
yay Have a peaceful Sunday everyone!
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Banana Subject

professor


The Broccoli says "I look like a Small Tree"
The mushroom says "I look like an umbrella"
The walnut says "I look like a brain"
The bananasays"Please can we change the subject"


Some one wrote somewhere on the internet wall.....

peace peace

PS: If some one thinks this is:
Bad mouthing and stirring up crap
please skip and go to the next don't waste time on commenting!
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say anything you want!

I am out of humor say anything you want try me I am not laughingmumbling mumbling mumbling
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Millions

laugh laugh Good morning every one!

Just a second ago Nigerian Queen has send me all of her trust funds what is worth 78 Millions

Any charity plans I love to hearlaugh laugh

Oh darling I love Nigerian Queen ummmah,,,,grin grin grin

What a beautiful honest caring queen he ,,, to think only about me to ask me to open an account for 268 Euro bank account for her to transfer that 78 millionslaugh laugh laugh


I simply asked her to deduct it from 78 millions 268 euro is just nothing with comparing to 78 millionslaugh laugh

Also I told her to keep some for her self to remember me as Dutch Queen...

From where I got this on my Twitter ha ha there also scammers that we call professional twitting scammerslaugh laugh

Have a good day!!!!angel angel angel
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Little becha lol

applause applause applause


I grew up with 3 brothers and all are elder than me grin grin

I am always stubborn but smart when I was a kid... too much of attention or

being spoiled or what ever no ideawrotedunno dunno .... confused confused


Once my brothers got in to a fight but at the end I was blamed...starter was my big brother.

I was very mad very mad did not go from head,, stay there ...

My father painted the house and renovated and look super cute and clean,and then came the burning memory of mine,,yeah biggie you wait here little comes..got yaidea idea idea

I went to the room of my parents got a big black marker and wrote on the wall

me
Jarod( my second brother)
Ivan( my third brother)
and my darling little sister Zeurich (my self)grin

And I left room as nothing happen and I throw the marker to garbage.laugh laugh

I had much of fun seeing my eldest brother got punished by my father for writing on the wall with a black marker.....laugh laugh laugh
That kind of a becha lol me when I was kid
Have fun,,,,
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Secret of a long marriage!

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage?,idea
We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week, candle light,dinner, soft music,and dancing, pointing

She goes Tuesdays pointing

I go Fridayspointing

Henry Youngmanpointing


applause cheering
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