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A husband desperate to keep his hot wife happy offers to buy is wife a new car. She cutely declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?" She retorts, "I'd like a divorce." He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."


I once met a man who had been married for 50 years. "Amazing. 50 years!" I said. "What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?" "Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions." "Really?" I responded. "Does that really work?" "Oh, yes," he said proudly. "50 years, and so far, not one big decision!"



It's Black Friday and mall is packed with shoppers and Steve can't find his wife. Steve goes up to a very attractive woman and says 'Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The attrative woman replies "Why?" Steve replies "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materialises out of thin air."


Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"



A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her.".... ... ...
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I love that Romeo and Juliet???

... .... .......everyone has their own problems and are dealing with the difficulties of life in some way or another. It is practical and it is applicable and it makes life better.attracting attention is done by all living things and death is the only thing that another is not jealous about...Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the truth intact...Tell (LOVER) him to live by yes and no — yes to everything good, no to everything bad.Wherever you are it is your own friends who make your world. With the lover it is the end which is fixed, the path may be modified indefinitely.We are spinning our own fates, good or evil,in a way yes...It is a very peculiar world, and plays right into hell or heaven ...Religion...is a man's total reaction upon life.The certainty of God's 'grace,'is my object of my life....A sense of understanding sense of loving own kind .The word "dog" is the word "god" spelled backwards.

Likewise, phonetically the spoken word "dog" is the spoken word "god" in reverse. accept death as what it is finality . Family members, friends, fellow human beings, all fails at some unexpected times...but...the belief in you carries you further giving the inner strengthhead banger
The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.I love that Romeo and Juliet ..... lovers their selfish isolation from the world around them.The journey of the play is the cycle from love to death - and that is what makes Romeo and Juliet so lasting and powerful....so...what did you understand?confused dunno doh ..i love my car(GOD also my sweet darling dog laugh and my ????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Strange but true....

.. .. .. .. .....Throughout our lives many people experience what it feels like............... to have someone important leave... .... .... In most of these feelings we miss the ones that are gone and often times question why they aren’t there anymore?... .... sigh This person whom I misses so much is the one I have not seen nor had any link ....except reading her blogsconfused doh... ... ...I find it...very strange dunno hmmm ... ... ..
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Hi!!!!!!!!!!!! Hypertension ?

How to reduce blood pressure naturally
Avoid salt. A population-wide 1200 mg decrease in sodium consumption has been estimated to reduce coronary heart disease cases by 60,000, strokes by 32,000, and heart attacks by 54,000 each year. Plus, remember that salt does damage unrelated to blood pressure too.
Avoid added sugars.
Minimize caffeine and alcohol.
Focus preferably on plant protein rather than animal protein.
Get plenty of minerals, phytochemicals and antioxidants by eating primarily whole plant foods. For example, flavonoids from berries have a blood pressure-lowering effect, and nuts can enhance endothelial cell function, which promotes proper blood pressure regulation. Also, a dietary pattern high in fruits and vegetables is consistently associated with healthy blood pressure levels in observational studies.
Exercise regularly and vigorously.
Follow my micronutrient rich dietary program and regain a normal weight..... ..........if you know this already well and good...if not start know it now....take care of your health for best blogging..laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug wave
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ALERT: NASA Confirms Earth Will Go Dark .....

ALERT: NASA Confirms Earth Will Go Dark For 6 Days In December 2014.



WORLDWIDE - NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 6 days of almost complete darkness and will happen from the dates Tuesday the 16 – Monday the 22 in December. The world will remain, during these three days, without sunlight due to a solar storm, which will cause dust and space debris to become plentiful and thus, block 90% sunlight.

This is the head of NASA Charles Bolden who made the announcement and asked everyone to remain calm. This will be the product of a solar storm, the largest in the last 250 years for a period of 216 hours total. Reporters interviewed a few people to hear what they had to say about the situation with Michael Hearns responding “We gonna be purgin my n*gga, six days of darkness means six days of turnin up fam”.

Despite the six days of darkness soon to come, officials say that the earth will not experience any major problems, since six days of darkness is nowhere near enough to cause major damage to anything. “We will solely rely on artificial light for the six days, which is not a problem at all”, says NASA scientist Earl Godoy. moping
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cooking...

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... .. .. .....anyone one can tell me any other oil for cooking?.... .. ..hug handshake thanks
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woman...man...

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food..........

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I am happy today ...

I am happy today ...

Happiness is being home again,
Happiness is walking in the rain.
Happiness is waking with no pain.

Happiness to see my humble home,
Happiness at not being alone,
Happiness to sit, and not to roam.

Happiness is family to me,
Happiness in the faces, I longed to see,
Happiness is once more being free.
Happiness is a wonderful experience, it lies deep down inside me
It’s like a sunflower; it follows the things you enjoy in your life
Happiness recovers you from dark cloudy days
Happiness is not a secret for you to keep
It should be shared with others, so they too can feel the joy that it brings
With happiness you can make a difference in life and to others
Remember happiness can be a healer.handshake yay
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welcome to india.. ...in Business....

yes....if you are smart enoughlaugh .... ....there is lot of things one can do here.....in business....wine ...where there's a will, there's a waylaugh .... .... ....not necessarily.....you need huge amount ....applause while you can make money here.....and do the touring all over Indiawink laugh ..... .....all the bestgrin handshake .....
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welcome to india..part 2....

... .....hi!...handshake ....welcome to indiahug wine ... .. .. now i am giving you guidance to tour India...2 big cities in india is...Newdelhi and mumbai.....(Kolkatta and Chennai also big cities)....... .... To visit mumbai for a week.....only 7 days..... .. ... hotel stay for 24hours....50American dollars ...simple good hotels.....food for a day....50American dollars....another 50 dollars for touring around mumbai city.... .. ..so....total around 1500/American dollars...for 7days only.... ..New delhi is little more expensive place so .....add another ...500/American dollars more....2000/American dollars 7 days only in ....Newdelhi....................... ...extra money is added for unknown your personal expenses..... ....i hope this helps handshake ..... ....please see my previous blog same title....wave
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