I finally got my sub woofer for my pa system. For anyone who don't know what that is, its a speaker specially voiced for making bass frequency's.
Its a 720 watt powered sub (amp is built into the speaker box).
Its very efficient (meaning that for a 720 rig, it is unusually intensely loud). I got my regular system cranked whatever it can do and the sub is blowing it away.
I am happy
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting.
One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my a**."
The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea--
I'll use that!"
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to
you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your a** with 3
quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. In a rage, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his "part" in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!" The wife said "Nope, You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this woman stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of a womans butt? It looked funny and I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
These pictures were took around my community.
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