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Wife asked her husband to describe her, husband said "you're A B C D E F G H I J K." Wife asked "what does that mean?"

The husband said "adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fair, gorgeous, hot."

She said "oh thats so lovely, what about I J K?"

He replied "I'm just kidding!"
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A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12 year old single malt scotch, before the trouble starts. The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away. After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him, "Pour me a 15 year old scotch before the trouble starts." The bartender thinks this is very strange but pours him the 15 year old scotch. After finishing that drink, the man tells the bartender to pour him an 18 year old scotch, before the trouble starts. The bartender is becoming a little worried, but pours him the 18 year old scotch. Before the man finishes his 18 year old scotch, the bartender finally gets up the nerve to ask: "Say friend, when this trouble is going to start?" To which the man replies, "The trouble starts, when you find out that I don't have any money."
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Someone Entertain Me Please

Been awake all fking night with anxiety and can't sleep.
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Animal

This is one of my all time favorite's.

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A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies, "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.
That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh Tom, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
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Oh No, Not Another Trump Blog :(

Yes thats right, its another Trump blog frustrated

Donald Trump. Successful businessman who is running for president. I watch a lot of news and I always keep my mind open to fact and try not to let my own personal opinion color my views on what I see. I been watching this whole Trump thing since it begun and this is my thoughts on the whole thing.

Donald Trump is very skillfully hitting on multiple points that covers what a lot of Americans is feeling.

Trump says he would be the president of jobs. That I do believe, he is a very successful business man who knows how to do the books and make things happen. That appeals to some people.

Trump is not the typical same old same sold politician. Again, I believe that. There has never been anyone remotely like Trump ever run for the white house. That is appealing to some other people.

Trump will deal with terrorist's and clamp down on immigrants. I do very much believe he will do exactly that. That appeals to some people.

Trump promises to make America great again. I believe that "he believes" that. America had a rough patch and some people are wanting America to be successful again.

How is Trump so good at doing what he is doing?

Trump is a business man. Part of doing business is being able to sell yourself. Trump is a master of the art of a sale and winning over people in election in a way is like trying to make a sale. Their vote for you is their business to you. Trump is selling himself very skillfully and it is winning people over.

Now the question is, what kind of a person is the real Donald Trump?

Donald Trump is a intelligent, but a emotional high school bully who's greed is outweighed only by his arrogance. I watched a lot of Trump news articles and a few documentaries but have come to my own conclusions.

Trump's reason for wanting to be president is not for the best for his country and fellow citizen, but as a feather in his cap, the pinnacle of his career. Trump has the mentality of a bully and has done awful things to people who didn't choose to do business with him. What would he do if he has command of the world's most powerful military?

Think about this. Trump, a 1 percenter billionaire who is standing on the backs of masses of people who chant his name who are wanting change from things like the 1 percenter's. If he can pull that off, what else is he capable of doing?
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I would have so much fun with these

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I Want One

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