A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath and asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt?"
I'll explain later, the nun agreed...
A moment later 2 military police ran up and asked, sister, have you seen a soldier?
The nun replied, he went that way.
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said "I can't thank you enough sister, you see, i don't want to go to Afghanistan...
The nun said, i understand completely"
The soldier added "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs !
"Nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of bollocks!".....
"I don't want to go to Afghanistan either!
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife, a bonde goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…” then the electric power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
Merry Christmas everyone.
This is me doing a guitar cover of Neil Young's Rocking In The Free World. There is no video, just audio. It is me, I assure you lol.
My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!"
So I invited the boys over.One brought his welding machine, one brought a pipe cutter the others brought beer.
Took us about 4 hours, mostly for the beer, but we got the downspout fixed. Wife is still speechless...
I am certain not for much longer though.
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