This stuff is perfectly legal
Toilet paper seems to be extinct these days so here is something to remember.
Whatever you do, do NOT flush paper towels or serviettes or wipes down the toilet. They are not designed to break down like toilet paper is. If you flush anything other than toilet paper, you will probably end up having to get a septic truck to pump out your septic tank come the summer.
One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I knew it wasn't password protected.
I decided to have a quick look and when I brought up her contact list, I noticed one that was named "free dinner". I thought to myself "poor sap, being played like that", so I decided I was going to give him a call and tell him what she had him called on her phone so I pushed the button and dialed.
My phone rang . . . . .
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