Dude bout to have a bad day
I said "I'm really nervous. Girls can smell fear and right now I'm reeking of it".
My buddy replied "what you talking about, all I smell is garlic and fish, now come on lets go find you a woman"
I sent my new girlfriend a drawn love note I made with my ipad. She replied "awww how sweet". I told her that I actually drew it with my p*nis. She asked "why is the font so thin?"
When you sit on a toilet in the city, your butt is connected to a network of other butts citywide
The weather is always a popular topic here
You got to watch out for the pieces of road in the potholes