Look around CS. There are cheerful people, flirty people, good looking people, old, young, upbeat, animated, serious ... how on earth are we not all snapped up the second we put up our profiles?
Partly because
we're perfectly normal, but sheesh, there are nutters out there.
And partly - now let's be completely honest, here - because we're, erm, fussy.
Take you. Uh huh, YOU. I know someone local, right size, nice-looking, relatively baggage-free, solvent, actively wanting to fall in love, who could be just right for you. Guaranteed not a scammer or game-player. Seriously.
No, I don't know if they love animals.
No, no idea how good they are with kids.
No, no idea why the last relationship ended.
No, they don't earn a fortune. Reasonable income, though.
No, they never won a Mr or Miss Universe competition. (Did you?
)
No, I don't know if they do or don't want to get married. This is a DATE, okay? Not a contract.
No, I have NO IDEA when they will want sex!!!
What do you mean, you'll have to think about it? You've been talking about wanting to meet someone nice, I found you someone nice. Have one cup of coffee with them, that'll kill you?
Oh, okay. Your loss, though. Stay single. See if I care.
And what do you mean, why don't I date them, they're so good? Well - er - I'm not quite ready - oh bugger off.