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The Ex Factor

What do you say about your ex when you meet someone, and the conversation gets round to that?

Bearing in mind what you say often says more about you than it does about them. Jokingly, breathing fire very mad, regretful, refusing to say anything at all, whatever.
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DIY queen

Fixed the loo-seat today. *quiet pride*

Well, sort of fixed it.

Female guests will no longer toboggan sideways when pointing Alice at the chalice, but male guests could get a nasty surprise when pointing Percy at the porcelain. Not quite sure how I have done this, but to put it plainly, any male guest wanting to take a leak is likely to get the full weight of the seat crashing down, and a sharp tap on the tonker.

confused

Is that Freudian or what? laugh


Not to mention a nice variety of euphemisms. Take it away.
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Cat?

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys???

Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming someone would have said something. I don't really keep up with world news, but you'd think ...

moping
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would you, could you, change?

So, worked with a guy 20 years ago who looks like Sean Connery, stayed on friendly terms ever since, phone calls, occasional emails, even visits, I liked his GF, we all got on well. Now he is single and has got in touch (not to ask me out, just to tell me) and my first reaction? YES.

Second reaction - non-smoker. I'd have to quit, and mean it.

Third reaction - he gets up at 05h00 by choice and preference. Well, that's fine in a friend, but in a potential partner?

Anyway. Point of this blog - have you ever changed for someone?

Would you?

Don't think I could, or would, but he is SUCH a nice guy ... blues
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Matchmakers Anonymous

My name is Elegsabiff, and I am a matchmaker. I talk to a woman in Gotham City, she seems nice, I suggest a man in Metropolis. They are both horrified but surely, surely, both single and in the same country, they need someone to point out that they are both single and in the same country? On a social website. Where every time we log in we are presented with every single of the opposite sex within 500 miles.

Oh. Right. blushing


I see a man giving advice to a woman on a blog, and I leap in to suggest they should be together - oh no, hang on, that's why I'm here. To learn it is NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

This is hard. Bring me coffee! coffee
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perspective

Sometimes ... it is all in the way you look at things.

Like yesterday, I drive home through narrow country lanes and was held up for ages because male drivers were unexpectedly considerate of a horse on the road.


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WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Over 50 totty alert

I have just found a sport I find interesting. Well, not the game, but look at all those eligible fit healthy sweaty players. Smorgasbord.



I suspect they could give the English team a run for their money
laugh and Scots LOVE their footie. Just a question of finding the biggest local clubs, I reckon.

Wonder if they'd let me play?
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Crossing the line

I know there’s sometimes good reason to check out photos, or IP addresses, and scammers get exposed that way and it’s a GOOD thing.

Not quite so much fun when you aren’t a scammer, just someone on social media having a bit of fun, and some vicarious social life, and you find you’re being targeted.

I have been tracked down via my LinkedIn profile to my writing profile, and considering LI is for my very sober alternate life in Finance and Accounts and boring stuff like that, that was pretty unnerving.

I have been found via Google and outed in my writing name, on a social website where I use another name.

As a joke, but as it turns out not the best-timed one, I’ve been jokingly accused of hiding even on skype.

And in the last few days I have had a random black gent popping in and out of the photos on my profile – spotted by Lukeon, photographed there by him, and still, in at least one part of the world, sitting amongst my photos. Same dude apparently occasionally flickers into sight as my main photo.

Don’t know about the rest of you, but this whole electronic Big Brother shtick is getting uncomfortable.

You could argue I have too many personal and professional personas. It’s been said before. Three Facebook pages (two for my author names) is a case in point. Fair comment. I would just be really, really grateful if I could be allowed to keep all the busy little compartments of my life ticking quietly over without anyone jumping in and spoiling it all. I hurt no-one, I don’t trap or scam or defraud anyone (that includes Her Majesty’s Revenue Commission, taxes fully paid!), and I don’t pretend to be anyone I’m not.

I even changed my CS name recently for that very reason, because I was getting to know more people and becoming uncomfortable with what was beginning to feel like a deception.

Okay? handshake
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well THAT's a relief

Madonna is 55. Her boyfriend is 22.

Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.

JLO is 42, her boyfriend is 26.

Mariah Carey is 44, her husband is 32

Still single? relax. Your boyfriend is not born yet.

Actually I got the above from an email joke, I have no idea whether those ages are true. And the ladies do have one other thing in common, they are all rich and famous. That might help.

Go out there and make lots of money, ladies, while you are waiting for Mr Right to be potty-trained. rolling on the floor laughing
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Flight booked

and that's me away to Alicante, Spain, at the end of September.

Sun, sea, sand, well actually none of that, my sister lives inland. But if there is anyone on CS not a gazillion miles from Bedar, Almeria, gies a shout, would love to meet up for a lunch and my sister is much nicer than I am.

Now to earn the money to pay for it all: leaving the car in airport parking, organizing a house-sitter for the animals, all the other costs that bounce up beaming just when you think you've paid for it all. Yikes.
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we're all mature until

someone gets out the bubble wrap.

What else brings out your inner child?
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