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Young kids nowadays

can identify any number of corporate logos

cannot identify leaves from trees in their own garden

Of course their future progress will depend more on knowing where to go to buy what, than on knowing an oak leaf from a maple one dunno

I horrified a pupil today by saying milk came from cows. Ew, she said, no, it comes from bottles. Yersssssssss but ...

Anyone here ever milked a cow, even once
Lifted a hen to take an egg from her nest
Dug up potatoes
Said boo to a goose with its wings out and neck outstretched as it rushed up hissing rolling on the floor laughing

I know lots and lots of us have groomed horses hug
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You've slept with HOW many people?

Hundreds. HUNDREDS.

Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom. But what happens when they aren’t a stranger, and you’re in an exclusive relationship? You’ve only had a few lovers, and so have they, and you’ll be fine. Right?

Most of those few lovers you are both getting into bed with had had a few lovers. Somewhere along the line at least one of all of you in this crowded bed has had a charmer who has had more than a few lovers.

Move over, we need a bigger bed. Do the math. Well, you can't. You will never know how many people you are sharing with.

At least be sensible. If someone is passing through your life, keep the condoms on. If they’re going to be sticking around, get checked out before binning the protection.

The nicest and most innocent people are often the most ignorant about the subject, and will be deeply offended at the mere thought they could be infected. Try to understand - you don’t have to be promiscuous. Just have sex (including o*al sex) once with someone who once had sex with someone who was promiscuous once . Could be years ago.

The good news is, most conditions can be cured, the rest can be treated to delay, even for life, the time they turn nasty. Once you know, you can get sorted on the curable conditions, or decide whether to share your incurable ones. As far back as 2008, it was estimated over 500 million people have some form of STI. Most of those infections have virtually no warning symptoms.

That’s a lot a lot of people. And it was 7 years ago.
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Graduating from CS school

CS really is like a school - all the way from kindergarten to graduation. Okay, an odd one. We have no idea how long we will be here, that first day - a month? Ten years? It takes a while to realize there are no teachers, then even longer to realize we are all teachers. professor

Some do individual tutoring uh oh and some prefer to lecture. roll eyes Some talk bollocks, some talk sense. All of us are teachers and all of us are pupils.

Of course that could be, well, bollocks. JMO.
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Haggle for love?

So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I said, but no thanks. Manager instantly said okay, 25% up on existing salary. WTH?

So - my car insurance quote came through the door, £400. 16 years with the same company, 9 years no-claim bonus, that seemed high. Same post, another insurer offering good prices, I got a quote on line. Like-for-like, plus plus, £258. I rang my insurers to say I was cancelling and they instantly reduced the £400 quote to just over £300. WTH?

How far does this haggling thing go? Let's say I'm talking to someone and he suggests meeting for a casual pub lunch. Should I be haggling? Should I counter-offer "tell you what, send a taxi to collect me and by the way you're picking up the tab" just to open the negotiations, see what his counter-offer is?

Life is all about bargaining, we know that, but it seems to have gone into a new era where perhaps we have to haggle about everything. So should we be haggling about meeting up? Maybe you already do?

help

By the way, the World Health Organisation recently declared that anyone who can't find a partner (mainly for procreation, but I don't think they specified) within a year of starting to look, should be classified as disabled. WTH?

NOW who wants to open negotiations? batting
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CS soap opera

Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages births deaths boasts cries for exciting advice?

You're probably all having a siesta and I should too but will have WiFi again this evening so PLEASE someone give me the cream of the crop for then?

Miss you. A little. wow who would have thunk.

Hot here. Very.
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How long is too long?

When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t want scars. scold

Choice one: instantly apply a new relationship, like a transplant, and hope it takes reunion

Choice two: go cold turkey, and build solid scar tissue so it is almost impossible for anyone new to break through and hurt you again. hole

Choice three: is like breaking a nail down to the quick, you press it hastily back into place until the nail grows, or the quick stops being so sensitive! Either the original bloke, or a friendly alternative - eventually the wound heals cleanly and you can peel away the scab and be left without a mark.cool

I'm currently in healing mode. I tried to hastily find someone new, but yikes there aren’t many suitable transplants out there, and I am hellish picky. Choice two: I hate pain and I don’t want scars. Currently lucky enough to have the third option, which is always my preferred way, but I’m starting to worry that it is definitely taking longer for the scab to form! After all, he's looking for someone too. Tick tock.

So - look at your scars and tell me. Which is the best?
teddybear
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You've changed

Every serious relationship you were ever in, changed you. Men change for women and yes, women really do change for men.

Did you keep the changes or shed them with relief when the relationship ended?

popcorn
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Reasons not to get married

Here's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married, then widowed, and believes marriage is important. One was unhappily married and is still smarting after a stinging divorce, so marriage is not an option.

It is becoming an issue. I'm hoping you lot can provide some really good stuff person B (I am not going to say he or she) can use to avoid being frog-marched to the altar yet still keep what really is a good relationship on an even keel. help

Oh, and the first comment or two will be mine. It's what I do. laugh
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Normal people

Do normal people exist?

First you have to define normal. Take yourself. Are you normal? YAY! Find someone like yourself. YAY! hug

If they really are like you, and you like them, you are normal enough for each other and that's all that matters. We loved having you on CS, go now and be happy.

If they are really like you, and awful, time for a rethink.

If it turns out they aren't like you at all, and this happens more than once, you have to look at the following possibilities:

You aren't normal, you're special
You aren't normal, you're certifiable
You are normal, but the rest of the world is nuts.

Have a great Sunday. teddybear
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In the future ..

In the future children will be raised believing it is their duty to seek a happy life, with just one proviso*. They will be taught from the beginning that this life is the only one they have and when it is over, it is over. They will be raised to understand their options in life, but they will not have to attend school unless they seek knowledge. They can stop studying any particular subject, or even leave formal schooling, whenever they have had enough, if they are clear they understand how this could affect their futures. If the hopes and dreams of their parents differ from their own, they will be expected to consider their parents’ wishes, but not forced to obey.

They will not have to follow the laws of any religion, because there will be no religion.

They need only obey those who have earned their respect, or whose rules make sense to them.

Children who are uneasy with pressures put on them can move, for as long or short a time as they wish, to communal places of safety where they will be housed and fed. There will be no automatic blame to the parents and no need for the youngster to defend the decision – no justification needed, no questions when they come and no questions when they leave, the option is open to all.

*The only proviso all in the future have to obey – and it is an absolute – is that they cannot harm others, or maliciously interfere with any other person who is seeking another path to pleasure.

Parents can therefore explain their ideas of the best possible future to their child, but cannot enforce them.

All these future children, when they are grown, will, like all adults, earn a basic minimum wage, enough to support them, in return for working 15 hours a week. If it is their pleasure to work longer and earn more, that is fine, they can find their path and follow it. They are free to love whom they please, for as little or as long as both wish. Again, the only universal rule is no deliberately harming others. Harm does include deliberately causing distress so they cannot lie, cheat or defraud without earning the status of social outcast for breaking that one simple rule.

Utopia, or chaos?
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Voy a mi bola

Move along please folks unless you can help me with some Spanish colloquialisms because I suspect my leg is being gently pulled ... not going to say what I've been told they mean in case mischievous types promptly agree. And LOOK at them - I do not want to use these phrases unless I know they really do have the well-known colloquial meaning I'm told they have wow

1. Me cago en la leche - literally, yup, I crap in the milk. Um.
2. Ser la leche! (milk is surprisingly popular, eh?)
3. que chulo - no way I'm telling someone they're a pimp until I know it's cool uh oh
4. Eres el puto amo - or a male whore!
5. No me jodas - sounds potentially extremely useful. Please confirm.
6. Vete a la mierde - ditto.
7. Que te follen - what I'm told sounds useful, the online translator disagrees. help

Estoy flipando - en colores laugh

Any or all of the above, ta ever so very much kiss
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Perfect match - but which one?

Let's call him A (for Adventure smile) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem finding a job, right now he's up for technical manager at his company with one other candidate and feeling increasingly stressed. He and his wife used to do a lot of hiking, and he wants to quit the job and go hiking for a month in the mountains to re-set his head. The route he's looking at has scattered villages but there would also be some nights they'd have to camp out.

His wife, a full-time housewife, takes a little persuading. She leaves all the route-planning and arrangements up to him but finds out all the kit they will need, buys it, packs it, and sorts their iron rations. They’ll be limited to a 40kg load – it is understood he will carry the 30kg backpack, she the 10kg one. He will pitch the tent on the nights they sleep out, sort the campsite (including lighting the fire), she will cook nutritious meals, make chunky sandwiches for each following day, and warm his sleeping bag at night. She's genuinely looking forward to it.
Or
His wife is completely up for it, and gets her employers to agree she can take the month off. They study the route together, shop together, and will carry equal 20kg packs. They’ll share all the chores and take it in turns to lead the climb, and since good sleep is essential, they will pitch their tents alongside each other on the nights they sleep out
Or
She tells him he’s insane and simply reacting to stress at the office. If he ducks out now he will never recover the ground he’s about to lose, all the time he has invested in his career so far will be put back years. She suggests instead that he go for a weekend hike with a friend from his climbing group.
Or
She says oh, okay, when will you go? Enjoy yourself!

Which wife would he want – and, maybe a different answer, which wife does he need?

(For those who think I use CS only for book research, yes and no - this isn't a book in the making but yup, genuinely interested in what people think)
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