What is standing in a puddle of water with red legs?
Due to a maximum of 4000 letters it comes in parts.
Part one.
It was one of these days, you wake up and don´t really know if you are going through with it.
Pure group pressure makes you slowly, very slowly crawl out of the bed and attack the alarm clock.
Why oh why did I promise to go on this trip!
After a breakfast consisting of some orange juice and a Danish left over from yesterday the packing started.
15 minutes later all ready to go standing in the rain 4 am an early April morning
45 wet minutes later my friends show up. “where the hell have you been” I shouted.
“Oh well, it was this old man with a hat who was in front of us” said Jimmy, the instigator of this trip.
Peter the third member of the ragged group had his head entangled in the seatbelt sleeping deeply.
Probably because of the slow motion.
After tossing my stuff in the already full trunk we got on our merry way.
Now when the hat man was out of the way we manage to pick up time and a lot of bugs and one poor bird.
8 hours and a few piss stops later we where in the country of my breakfast.
Back then you had to take a ferry and also go through customs.
This always created debate with customs officers if it was illegal to bring in several thousands of fly babies.
The look on people’s faces when they searched our stuff and found the maggots was always hilarious.
With a reprimand consisting of “Never do this again” of we went in search of the endangered species that we had travelled so far to find.
After some island jumping finally we reached our first target.
Standing at the shore we gazed upon the small island out in the bay about 200 meters offshore, realising that a boat would have been good to bring along.
Lucky enough we had a chart and it stated that the depth was not great.
So burdened down, we stumbled our way across the shallows, tripping now and then on the algae covered stones.
What 20 minutes of icy water does to you lower extremities any one can figure out.
“Now what” I said. “We have to go to the other side of the island, that´s where the ponds are” said Jimmy.
“You go first” he said looking kind of mysterious.
Not thinking much about it I was happily strutting away picking up body heat and having my face buried in the map.
A short distance in to the pretty dense woods I hear a very heavy sigh to my right.
I don´t know who was most surprised me or the Buffalo.
Staring at each other from 2 meters away for what felt like an eternity.
I managed not to bow my head in respect and slowly retreated.
My friends for some reason had abandoned their stuff and was trying to break the land speed record getting back to the shore.
After catching up I put on my fearsome face and asked Jimmy what was going on.
He had failed to inform us upon the fact that this island was a game reserve and they had brought a heard of Buffalos in the late 1800s to this island.
Causing it to be sparsely visited.
My pictures from travelling to different countries.
Finland Helsinki
Estonia Tallin
Russia St:Petersburg
Small lake close to Ladoga Karelia Russia
Unbelievable long cobble road leading to Lake Ladoga
Astrakhan Kremlin Russia
Bay of Fundy Canada
Arctic Char caught by me in Canada.
Ljusdal Sweden today 2022-04-04 view from my window towards river.
Local ski resort Järvsö, Ljusdal in summer.
From Tiger ZOO in Kålmården Sweden.
My observations in this matter is that this is a political stand point.
Fear and compliance to covid restrictions is wide spread amongst democrats and socialists.
It's because it's natural to blindly follow leaders on that side of the spectrum.
Individualists who treat everything with curiosity and suspicion tend to lean towards the right.
Same goes for posters on CS. I see how people group together with these two subjects.
It's always Turtle all the way down!
Very simular to religion actually. No matter what you present as evidence their opinion will not change.
I see the same thing in all people. We will not change opinion until we do it by own accord.
My car is the best car until I got rid of it, then after that it was a piece of shit to everyone who ask.
I grew up in a neighborhood where all the house where built at the same time and looked identical. 5 individually owned houses in the same house body. I don't know the English word for it. There where hundreds of houses. All had the same white picked fence exept ours and one of the next door neighbors. My father and the neighbor was both business owners. We got constant criticism about our low wall with Tuja planted on top. When we sold the house so did the neighbor and it didn't take long for the new owners to demolish the wall and put up a fence instead!
It's a Sheep mentality in the masse, you don't want the Wolf to pick you out.
That is the difference between left and right.
Unfortunately there are more Sheep then Wolfs and in all democracies conformalists rule.
If you don't know any of the words in the title feel free to google it.
I tried googeling woman and got non the wiser!
I am who I am. I have in an atempt wrote my profile as truthfully as I can. I realise it severly limits my possibilty to find someone. But I belive it's the way to go since I in the past sugered the deal how to say!
Writing things that I like going for walks, culture, dancing and so on. That's not true though.
I have no problem finding a woman really, it's just that I find always the wrong one. We spend some years together and eventually figur out we don't match.
Getting older I realise time is slipping away and I no longer have the time to sugar the deal.
I am not looking for only a sex partner for wild romps in the hay. But rather someone who finds it fun in the long run to put up with an old fellow like me who is a bit peculiar.
Women who would suit me is like Unobtainium.
To posses all the qualities I look for and also actually connect with one is as easy as asking Albert Einstein about Unobtainium.
I was recently asked what dreams I had for the future. I answered dutefully something.
Then I started thinking about it and started to realise that I have no dreams, I only have projects!
I will list my projects below.
If I was 30-40 maybe it would be a relevant question but at 57 and with only around 15 more years to live, not so.
I have done what I wanted to do and the results are now only a burden. All day long I work with a job I don't really like any more, but I can't resign since it's my own company. The company is difficult to sell even though it has value it requires a lot of work to take over for someone else.
My projects:
1 Sell my properties and move out of the country and buy a house with some land in mild climate.
The land I only want because I don't want any close neighbours. I'm not going to spend the rest of my life pulling weeds, watering flowers and cut grass to impress neighbours.
2 Buy an old American car and drive around in it.
3 Watch the sea and mountains on my porch and finnish writing my book at the same time.
4 Find someone who will bring me a glass of cold lemonade once in a while and join me looking at the view.
5 Write an testament before it's to late
6 Not fight to much when they carry me out in the coffin!
I am again tired of CS and people with narrow minds on the forum.
I will probably leave soon. Again.
I might come back if something drastic happens in the world.
I could write a profile text omitting things that probably would be not popular with most women. But I have done internet dating before and it is not in our best interest, trust me.
After a couple of years of me trying to please my women I brake of the relationship for a reason or another. I have learned that people never change to the better but the opposite.
As a child I preferred to stay with my self and did not like to play typical boy stuff. I learned to read and write long before schooling and read a lot of books. Even boring books cover to cover like the bible. I always read with criticism and tried to find out more info before believing anything. I still do.
Now as an adult I am a bit different then most. I am not religious. I do not drink, smoke, do drugs or drink coffee. I talk a lot when meting people and say what I think wich is not always popular. How ever I prefer not to socialize. I rather stay home. I have traveled to many countries but no I prefer not to. I do not like shopping, walking, biking and cultural stuff. I like to watch TV but only sports, history, science and science-fiction. I like to play Backgammon and Chess. I do not care about my image, so I will never buy unnecessary stuff, like new cars. I will never live in an apartment or in a city. I like to live in the countryside without close neighbors. I do not cut my lawn. I prefer the will flowers instead of cut grass.
Things I will never ever do.
Jump out of an plane.
Bungyjump.
Climb high mountains.
Take a pedal bike holiday.
And one last thing. I am always right. It is a good and bad thing I know.
I am looking for a women who is not very sociable who prefer to stay home together with me. Someone who wants to live outside the city. I like others animals but prefer not to have any my self. I prefer tall and slender women but can compromise about height.
For practical reasons I prefer only someone who already lives in EU. I will gladly relocate to southern Europe. When you contact me use my name so I know you read all of this. My name is Jens
00:00 - 01:00 entertaining guests.
01:00 - 01:15 changed to work clothes, checked messages.
01:15 - 03:00 worked and guarded my business from crooks. Then checked messages.
03:01 - 10:29 slept
10:30 - 11:00 eat breakfast and checked messages.
11:00 - 17:00 worked dismantling an 1993 Ford Escort XR3i
17:01 - 18:00 eating
18:01 - Watching soccer Italy vs Wales and posting on forum same time, soon I will sleep again and repeat the process tomorrow.
The goverment want to make it more difficult to bring relatives and new partners to Sweden. The goverment might fall on Monday 2021-06-21 due to another reason. But after a new election if the opposing parties win they want even more restrictions. So from July 20th it will be difficult to bring a partner to Sweden. Not impossible though. 2015 came about 100000 refugees. Those who could stay now want to bring their relatives. To stem this the new laws will come into effect. Unfortunatly for those who want to find love online they go by the same rules. Basically only those who have living quarters with extra available rooms and have been employed for at least 12 months with big salary can bring spouse. If you have your own buisness and have not regulary withdrawn salery you are in trouble no matter how much money you have in the bank. If you are a Swedish citizen and have lived abroad for two years with a spouse you are ok. This is the goverment will. Opposition does not want any immigrants at all.
2021-07-10
Government made new law to speed up immigration decisions. After you file a complaint that your case has been processed for to long the immigration office should give a decision within four weeks. Today I got an mms from a person who has an ongoing case since mid 2020. It's clearly stated in the letter that immigration need more time and o*al interviews and will not make decision within the 4 weeks. So the office piss on the law makers!
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