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hollandjoe968@gmail.com

This is scam, also a female version, for the men:
Hello, I hope this email finds you well. I was online today and about to close my account since I already got a life partner here. That was when my Cousin, "Joe" came across your profile, as he was actually standing behind me. He's been all over me about getting in touch with you. He said you seem like a woman he would like to know better. You don't need to write back here, His direct email is hollandjoe968@gmail.com. I believe you will thank me later for this. My warms regards.

Got 3 messages from him, they are writing 100's !!!
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How carefully do you read a profile before writing or answering?

How carefully do you read a profile before writing or answering?

Just wondered, I think you just look at the photo, recall the age and maybe the town,
Tell me what else do you look at?
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Fun: ...excellent facilities for your private parts....

Copied from another page (goes to show that translation is not easy ?? ):
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English……….
Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall.
He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
The hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please
note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above all: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle depart.
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