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Some people believe that when we die, that's it. No afterlife. But if that's the case, what's the point?

On the other hand, what point would there be to life if not for an afterlife?

And, how did we get here to even have a life? The big bang theory is the most rediculous idea I've ever heard, because where did the first matter come from to explode?

The theory of creation makes the most sense to me, because of the complexity and intricacy of things, from the simple to the most complex -- the human brain. And mans ability to think, reason, feel emotion.

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Who is Here From Matchdoctor?

I thought it was pretty sneaky of them to pretend they were wanting to improve the site, then suddenly disappear. scold
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Husband Down

Haha!! This is a Good one!!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful, replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha! ??????
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Ok, Now I've Heard it All

I have no idea if this is true or not.

You'll NEVER believe what women are putting in their va*ina now. Believe it or not, some women are rubbing crushed wasp nests on, in, and around their delicate little female flowers.

Wasps are pretty gnarly creatures. They can and often do fly quickly. They make large nests out of seemingly anything directly on the outside of homes. The buggers live in swarms - and they often attack perceived enemies in swarms.

You've probably been stung by a wasp at least once, right? If not, lucky you! Oh yeah, and their stings hurt, too. Unlike bees, they don't die after they sting; wasps continue to expand their nests and find other people and animals to sting again.

For some unknown reason, women have just recently started to stick wasp nests into their va*ina. Yes, you read that correctly - the latest trend of stupidity involves placing crushed wasp nests into one's own va*ina.

If you're among the one-half of the world who has a va*ina, would you consider putting wasp nests in your pink pocket? Where the sun doesn't shine?

If you're a guy, on the other hand, would you let your girlfriend get wasp nests - doesn't that sound crazy? - near her favorite body part of yours?

This trend isn't hearsay either.

The countless claims of alleged adult-rated use of oak galls seem to be true. By the way, oak galls are round balls on oak trees that come from a species of wasp called the gall wasp. They inject their larva - this is sounding nastier by the sentence - into leaf buds, the larva secretes chemicals that cause the balls to puff up, then they eat the not-so-tasty oak puffy balls - or whatever they're called.

The Daily Mail shared this nasty news with the world just days ago. Those wasp nests are able to make va*ina sting wherever their powder is applied and even dry out the vaginal canal. However, vaginal oak gall application is said to act as a douche of sorts, heal scars and even active wounds from episiotomies, and build back the uterus after the miracle of birth reaps havoc on mothers' bodies.

Popular Science notes that this quasi-treatment won't make vaginal canals tighter as rumor may have it.

OK - I'm not trying this oak gall stuff anytime soon, that's for sure. Would you consider applying crushed wasp nest in and around your no-no square?

We want to hear what YOU would do. Are the potential benefits worth it? I wonder what your friends would say!

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About Trump

"You will hear very little about the extraordinary success of the Trump economic program. What a shame. What a media disgrace. Because prosperity is the glue that will bind America together again. And so far, that is President Trump’s outstanding success." —Varney & Co.
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jarred1, unfortunately

Was taught about Christianity by someone who completely misunderstood it, if he thinks it's "terrorism".

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No win situation. Guys?????

A guy wants a woman to sleep with him, then when she does, he loses respect for her. What's up with that, guys???? What's a girl to do?????
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