I lost my phone just yesterday, I'm traumatised and lost,
I can't speak in conversation, I just don't know what to do,
I don't know whatsapp with my friends, my parents want
to talk to me, again, that's twice this month, I can't tweet,
I can't face talk, (even though they are here beside me)
They are there and I can't even look,,,, I need Facebook,
They even asked me to add two and two, as if I didn't
know, oh,, I need my phone,, where is my goddamm
phone, sorry, it's not like I REALLY need my phone to
be normal, .......... I just want the ten million pictures
I took, I'm sure there is one of me pouting that looks
really good, this is all going to end in disaster if I
DON'T GET MY PHONE!
When I was younger life was simple, no smart phones, I talked to my kids most every day,
BUT NOW!
They have nothing to say, there’s something on Facebook or some other site, they can’t communicate, its just not right, family meals don’t exist, afraid there’s something online they’ve missed, pouting is the way to go, take your picture, it’s just a show, when you ask a question , they don’t know, like,,(honest, because they cant listen) what’s your name?,,,,, the answer?,,, what’s the name of this game!
I ask myself the same Question.
I see, I see, people telling me that success comes from this or that, long speechs bout life, how to be successful, follow those rules, and those rules are exactly why we are in this mess, you think! and that's the problem, don't think, do! be you!,, don't follow, don't agree, just be! What do you think? or not!
So, we have 24 hours left before the asteroid hits, what will you do?
Hiding in wait? somewhere? to surprise us all? and you?
I love old sayings, I really do, like
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, or even
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link,
But,,, don’t ever take the bull by the horns, trust me,
My stitches come out next week and hopefully I’ll be home
For Christmas.
Please, don't shoot!, So, I forgot your birthday!......Calm down, tomorrow is a new,,, ok,, don't bother,,,,
So, what would you write on your tombstone?
What is the most memorable moments of your life? Finding Santa did not exist?
Seeing Man walk on the Moon (or not), finding out that the girl next door was in
Her tree with Her binoculars watching You?
Personally, its both for me, in my humble opinion life is about experience, and you cannot have experience if its not about all of it!
Did you know a picture is worth a thousand words? If I had know that then, I'd have taken a
picture of my ex!
What’s the secret? If I told you would you believe me?
I think not, you cannot understand the simplicity of it,
And all attempts to reveal it are written in code,
For good reason, should you ever say it, you would
Be ridiculed as a heretic, and simple minded,
But that code is simple , all you have to do is think,
Christ tried to tell us, and we know what happened,
It’s been told to us for eons, and without effect,
Nothing changes nor ever will.
Do YOU know the secret?
Calling long distance , hi, your me, please don’t ride that bike today,
Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall
In line too easily, don’t be what you don’t want to be, admit when your
Wrong, be strong, don’t climb on a roof, don’t hit a bullet with a hammer,
Don’t do magic swallowing a coin, don’t set fire to mothers curtains, if you
See a girl who looks nice, run!, and definitely don’t marry her, and if you are
Ever offered a green or a red pill,,,,,,,shoot the f**ker!
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