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A friend for life...... I hope!

I've got myself a new mate.

The only child of our local magpie couple has finally been evicted from the family. Yep.... it's one of those harsh realities of nature; out with the old and in with the new. There's going to be some new ones on the way soon and preparations are already under way.

So like every other magpie I've ever encountered I call it Mags. Won't know if it's a boy or a girl until it matures a bit more and thickens out...... and that can take a couple of years.

It's amazing how fast they learn and adapt. Only a month ago Mags was such a shy, timid thing who kept a yard or two behind the parents as they gobbled the mincemeat from my hand. Now I've got my new friend doing the same.... only now its earthworms, cockchafers or any creepy crawly I can find in a hurry.

Now I know Mags is more than capable of finding it's own tucker but I just can't help myself.
Perhaps I'm trying to form a bond.... and the bird sees me as a sucker who provides the meals. But I don't care.

And it may well come in handy if Mags is indeed a male and not far down the track he has his own family to support. Because when the time comes when he has to protect the newly arrived and defend his territory...... I hope he remembers me!

Yes..... that time of the year is fast approaching. Now I must say that the physical aspect of magpie attacks have never really bothered me..... it's just the fact that for some reason I'm a prime target. I've been on golf courses where there's been 50 players within a swooper's territory; and it's not amusing when 49 of them are falling about laughing while I'm trying to concentrate on my approach shot with a mad bird trying to knock me head off!

Even the placid bird down the road turns against me. Kids are happily walking to school, people are walking their dogs, going for a jog or enjoying a bit of gardening....... but that black and white missile has eyes for only me. Even the cyclists are laughing. I don't really want to drive the whole 400 metres to the shop to get my newspaper.

And I don't want to sound like I'm getting a tad paranoid but........

I've gotta go....... have to find some worms for my new mate.
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Toads, dung and coffee beans

hmmm Hmm. Think I'll write a blog. Got no idea what to write about, and my mood's not ideal, but hey, everyone else is blogging away so I guess I'd better contribute something.

Anything really...... just for the sake of it.

So what can I blog?

I don't want a chat blog; if that was my scene I'd spend my time in the threads. I don't want to pinch and paste someone else's poem or post a worn out joke. I'm not attention seeking, religious, egotistic or heart-broken. And I also feel that I've gotta walk on eggshells around here and not write something that's going to upset some delicate soul. We are, after all, in cyberworld; safe from that nasty place most people here commonly refer to as the real world.

I suppose I could just say a quick "hello" and hope for the best. Hope that someone may at least comment or notice me.

But this is a blog; my log or journal..... written by me, for me or anyone who may find it of interest; and I'm not out to win a popularity contest. Whether people read it or not does not concern me; neither does the standard of my writing skills. What concerns me most is transporting ideas from head to keyboard. All I need is an idea.

So what can I blog?

As I'm typing this, with no idea where it's going, I occasionally stop to have a sip from my mug of coffee. I'm a sweet tooth so there's two and a bit spoons of sugar for my fix. Fixed on sugar.... which has got me thinking how there's a lot of history about this stuff. When distilled we get rum and, because we had no coinage at the time, it just happened to be Australia's currency in her early years. The first sugar plantations in Queensland got under way in the 1820s and were worked by the Kanakas..... very lowly paid workers "imported" from various south sea islands. Almost considered slave labour, having to send them back home was the main reason why Queensland was dragged kicking and screaming into federation.

And off course there is the cane toad..... introduced on expert advice into the country from Hawaii to keep the cane beetle under control. Cane toads are highly toxic and most animals that try to eat them will die. Females lay up to 30,000 eggs a season and can live to around 30 years of age. And they are now adapting to the cooler climates and moving into NSW. Just to rub it in, the toads cannot climb the cane to get to the beetles which in turn rarely come to ground.roll eyes

I'm not sure exactly what type of cow provided the milk for my coffee. Maybe a Friesian or a Jersey. Cattle are also introduced; and there's around 30 million of them dropping 12 million pats on the ground every hour. This time the experts got it right however by bringing in something that actually worked..... the dung beetle. This particular scarab hails from Africa and is much more adept at breaking down the pats than the native beetles which evolved with all the kangaroo poo.

I guess the instant coffee I use comes from beans that originated in Ethiopia or Yemen and eventually found it's way to Brazil where it was cultivated. Before it's arrival, sugar was that country's main export and the Portugese who colonized the joint also had to go to Africa for another import. This time it was the slaves to work the plantations. Hmm... sounds familiar.

Well... I've done my usual trick. The mind wandering off again and now my coffee's gone cold. Better go and make a fresh one, get back on this keyboard and write something.

So what can I blog?
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Emoticons: How much can ya bear?

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I've gotta say right now that sometimes I feel like getting a knife out of the kitchen drawer, grab my victim and then proceed to decapitate it. Not only that; I'm then going to rip the innards out, throw them in the air with glee and then stomp the remains into pulp.

There..... got that off my chest.

I'm only kidding off course; it's more of a silly urge that comes over me every now and then. Like when I see half a dozen of those teddy bear emoticons, all lined up together, with the hearts flying out of them. Actually I just figured out that they are blowing kisses and not trying to rip their chests open like I would with that knife.

Now I'm not specifically picking on the bear here...... just it's annoying overuse; and that also applies to a few of its mates; the banana, the dog, the yah-hooer, the puker and the fluttering heart spring to mind. To me, the bear is an expression of sympathy; like when someone's dog dies.

Why do people have to use so many of them? Isn't one bear per post enough. Okay, maybe two bananas can dance together and the emoticon that rolls around laughing depends on the circumstances. 1= You're cracking up. 2= You just spat coffee over your keyboard. 3= You fell off your chair and broke ya leg!

The other day I saw these emoticons at the end of a post.teddybearvery madyay

confused Sort of contradict each other, eh?

And can some one tell me what the hell this is supposed to be---->crazy

A ghost? A sheep? A cloud with legs?dunno

And off course there is that puking emoticon. Don't think I've had a reason to use it yet; no matter how nauseating a blog or thread may be. It's enough to make ya sick!

There's no doubting the usefulness of emoticons..... when used for their purpose. i.e. Expression. Especially in this environment where English is not everyone's first language and translations can be misinterpreted. And some people do get a bit excitable when they communicate.

Anyways, I've put away the knife..... but I've got the air freshener and spare shirt handy. Just in case that teddy bear pukes on me! cheers
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Me confess? Never!!!

"Errr mum. I think it's about time I came clean with ya. Now promise you won't get mad.... okay?

Remember all those years ago when we lived in that house in High Street and, well we...... had a bit of a problem with mice around the place?

I have a slight confession to make. They umm, just didn't turn up from out of the blue. That pocket money I earned back then wasn't all wasted on bubble gum and football cards. You see, I went to that pet shop just down the road and bought home 6 mice which I intended to put in that old aquarium out in the shed. And yes... silly me left them in my bedroom while I was out there getting their new home in order.

I mean.... how the hell was I to know some smart arsed mouse was gonna eat a hole in the shoebox they were in?? You'd reckon that bloke who sold 'em to me would've told me they eat through cardboard!

Yeah! They all made a run for it and spread out everywhere. You weren't really imagining things back then. There really was a couple of white mice climbing up and down your bedroom curtains in the middle of the night.

No mum. They weren't really albino field mice.

And yes Mum. I did feed that fat, lazy cat way too much!
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I don't think I'm alone when it comes to childhood misdemeanors, mischievousness or just plain stuff ups. Most times I was caught out....... sometimes I got away with it.

I was discussing this recently with a friend here and we both agreed..... we're never gonna own up to our crimes!!rolling on the floor laughing

But why? My mother is now 78, so she is hardly going to belt me over the head with a wooden spoon. And the statue of limitations must surely cover minor offenses such as putting her cake tin out of shape when I blew up a heap of garden snails with some fire crackers.

I dunno......maybe sometimes it's just best to let sleeping dogs lie.beer
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