An Indian soldier who was able to "translate" smoke messages from far away, runs back to his Indian village, to inform his chief that US Soldiers are coming near by the village.
So he starts translate the smoke messages, he sees on the sky, to his chief.
The chief knows how to "translate", the signs the soldier is making.
Soldier (signs): 
Chief(translates): 100 US soldiers are coming towards our village, riding on their horses.
Soldier (signs):
Chief(translates) : the US Soldiers don't want to fight with us, but only to talk with us...
Soldier (signs): 
Chief(translates) : They will be here in five minutes..
Soldier (signs):
Chief(asks the soldier) : What this sign means soldier??
Soldier (answers) : This sign means that I'm scraching my head Chief..!!!
They say that, a woman can FORGIVE a BIG "mistake or cheat" that her partner/lover/husbund has made, but NEVER a SMALL one.!!!
Ladies your comments please...!!
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