One picture is a thousand words like the chinese people say...
A drunk man, enters to a taxicab and asks the taxi driver :
drunk man : May I put, on the back seat, of your cab 3 pizzas and 10 beers?
taxi driver : Of course you may...
drunk man : Ok thank you..
2 bacteriums are discussing inside the large instestine of a man.
1st bacterium : You know that the guy, in the body we live in, took some antibiotics, and now these antibiotics are chasing to kill us ??
2nd bacterium Don't worry about that, because we are going to escape with the turd of 8:00 o'clock...!
Ok, don't
with the joke....
4 friends went to a pizza restaurant.
The waiter came to take their order.
Waiter : What would you like to order ??
One of the 4 Friends : An extra-extra large special pizza.
Waiter : In how many pieces, would you like us to cut the pizza .. in 16 or 32 pieces ??
The same of the 4 Friends : No. 32 pieces are too many. We will not be able to eat them....
Cut it in only four ...!!!
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