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HAPPY WEEKEND:))

Two WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up:
So, how was your evening last night?

A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. Nightmare, and you?

Oh, mine was incredible.. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles and we had foreplay which lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and we chatted until late.. It was wonderful...

Two MEN - meet at the pub...

So, how was your evening last night?

Incredible! When I came home, the food was just ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife, You?

A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an ear-full...! The Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford a taxi, so we had to walk home. It took ages and once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these f..k..g candles to avoid knocking everything over. I was so wound up and pissed off that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to finish. In the end, I was still wound up and it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing..disaster.
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PIECE OF MEAT)))(0)

An Elder was asked to preach in church for a Sunday Service . His sermon was as follows:
Dear Brothers and Sisters!!!!! Today I want to talk about a piece of meat.
THAT PIECE OF MEAT!!!!!! ...
That piece of meat that separates brothers and sisters!!!!!
That piece of meat that causes Husbands and Wife's to divorce!!! That piece of meat that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!!!
That piece of meat that causes women to fight with women, brothers to fight with brothers!!!!!
It is that piece of meat that IS more outside than inside and sometimes more inside than outside Beloved brothers and sisters, IT IS that piece that can give so much pain but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE!
Beloved Brother and Sisters,
that's the piece of meat I want to talk to you about.......













THE TONGUE, DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.....
THE TONGUE!grin grin doh I KNOW WHAT,S ON YOUR MINDmumbling grin doh teddybear bouquet


ANYWAY HAVE A GOOD DAY AHEAD EVERYONEcheers
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HUMILIATED I FELT;;;

Sometimes,it;s not worth to help others;;;
Yesterday when i took a public transport and there is this foreigner man who seated just beside me on the train,,when he got out on the station,,he drop his wallet on his seat and when i picked it up and run after him cos he ignored me calling him,,,when he turn back and look at me,i handed his wallet and he was very mad and create a scene,telling every one iam a pickpocketerconversing devil he called a security and some came on my rescue telling the security that he drop his pocket and i was just trying to chase him to return it back,very mad never in my life i cried in public,i felt so humiliated,my lawyer ask me to sue him back..dunno conversing
when i was called in my office today,this french guy ask an apology and asking me out for lunchdevil thumbs down barf

I was so devastated ,very mad,,omg..
how can this kind of people are so mean...
and still have the guts to ask you out
doh very mad very mad yay
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JUST CURIOUS:))

As i was browsing on here,,i saw a lot of sexy,beautiful girls in here specially those that we can see on top of our screen who advertised themself,,looks almost to perfection looks,,,
Mostly guys who are searching for gals on here,,what the hell takes you so long,,,common guys grab themlaugh laugh laugh

Im just wondering,confused If a young and pretty lady send you guys a message,,you panick and think its a scammergrin confused

But when a fat,not good looking lady like me sent u guys a message,,
you make so much fuss and not happyconfused confused

mind sharing here what does you men are really looking for in a womandoh doh grin hey guys,,no offends meant,,,just CURIOUSgrin grin doh GOOD WEEKENDS TO ALLcheers :cheers:
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OOHHH YEEAAAHH.....LOL,,

A MAN AND A WOMAN ON FACEBOOK PUTS THEIR STATUS"'ON RELATIONSHIP""...BUT IF THEY HAVE A MIS-UNDERSTANDINGS WITH THEIR PARTNERS,,THEY CHANGE IT INTO "SINGLE"",,,

WHY CANT WE DO IT TO OUR PARENTS TOO,,WHEN WE ARGUE WITH THEM,,WHY CANT WE PUT IT""ORPHAN"'confused yay yay laugh laugh


Just trying to tickle your humour guys,,,no offends meant about our loving parentsteddybear bouquet wine grin
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SHARING EVERYTHING:))

An old couple was at burger king..where they carefully split a burger and fries.A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal..
It's alright"'says the husband;;We share everything::
A few minutes later,the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite...I really dont mind to buy your wife her own meal,,he insist;

She'll Eat...the husband assures him;;;WE SHARE EVERYTHING";
Unconvince,,the trucker ask the wife...
But why arent you eating then????confused

The wife snaps;;BECAUSE IM WAITING FOR THE TEETHvery mad
WE SHARE EVERYTHING YOU KNOWgrin grin doh doh yay yay peace peace
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IN SCHOOL:))

MATH TEACHER ASK ONE OF HER STUDENT IN SCHOOL;;;;

TEACHER=MAX..If your friend borrow a $100 to you and return $50..

How much left money does he owe you???


MAX(student)=Nothingmumbling frustrated


TEACHER=How can it be "NOTHING"?,,i think you dont know your

math,,study well conversing

MAX==You dont know my friends as well,,i would be happy if they

return me any single cent of it.


grin very mad yay yay peace ENJOYpeace yay
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SUNDAY SMILE!!!!!

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A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad women from durban to psychiatric facility in giyani;;;


the mad women were makin a noise so one of them entered pilot's cabin;


MAD WOMAN;;: teach me how to fly a plane

PILOT;;;: if u can get your frends to keep quiet i will teach u,

(5 minutes later,the plane was very quiet!)

PILOT;; : wow how dd u get them to keep quiet?




... MAD WOMAN;;: i opened da door and asked them to go play outside!!!grin laugh laugh laugh doh banana banana
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DO YOU HATE YOUR JOB???

THIS ARE SOME TIPS IF YOU ARE TIRED OF YOUR JOB AND WANNA GET FIRED professor laugh laugh laugh yay yay




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGJbgOVj1aM&feature=player_embedded#
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GOOD DAY ALLcheers HAPPY WEEKENDcheers grin yay
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IS THIS FOR REAL???

HALO EVERYONE,,WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAVE A TONGUE LIKE THISgrin doh doh yay yay



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4kQ0pRVUkA&feature=related




HAVE A GOOD WEEKENDcheers wine beer bouquet
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ALL ABOUT "MEN"

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness;

MENstrual cramps;

MENtal breakdown;

MENopause;

GUYnecologist;

And when we have REAL trouble, it's a...

HISterectomy;

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?grin grin doh yay peace peace
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LOVE & DEATH

LOVE is when your husband catches you naked with another man and tells you,



"baby dress up let's go home" &



DEATH is when you follow him home.


grin doh cheers peace peace yay yay
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