I recently fell all the way upstairs

I remember tripping over the first step and then a few bumps and thumps, and the next thing I knew, I was laid out at the top of the stairs, wondering what happened. Things like this don’t usually happen so I knew I had been involved in a very out of the ordinary event.

A miracle was my first thought but I soon dismissed that on the grounds of not being able to find any meaning in the occurrence. God uses miracles to convey a message of some sort to mankind and I really don’t think it’s his style to communicate in this fashion. Besides, what on earth could he be trying to tell us by unexpectedly propelling me upstairs.

After eliminating all other possible explanations, of which there were very few, I was left with the only plausible answer: A phenomenon, I had been the subject of a phenomenon. Phenomena come in various degrees of inexplicability and on a scale of one to ten I would rate this one at about five.

I never mentioned my experience to anyone as I don’t like being laughed at, but then I started to wonder how many other people have kept quiet about such incidents. Maybe phenomena are going off all over the place and people are too embarrassed to talk about it, I can’t see why it would just be me.

The reason I have now decided to share my own phenomenon is that, by doing so, perhaps it will prompt others to do the same. I hope so because I don’t much like the thought that I’ve been singled out, for some reason. Are there any other phenomenon victims out there?
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Hi Harbal, if that's your real name. Yes I remember a certain experience but don't really like to talk about it. I do remember saying after it...I'm never going to drink again... cheers
I'm hoping it will be my real name for the immediate future, wen. beer
Oops! hole
Instead of alcohol making me argumentative and incoherent, I become affable and eloquent.

Is that a phenomenon or a miracle?
Shut up, molly, and kiss me hello. kiss
Hello handsome kiss lips
What I do when I get blackout drunk is nobody's business ( least of all mine )

but yeah like you I'm going to reframe it as a miracle.
Nota, let's get miraculous together cheers
...love makes blind....or maybe it was drunk....?confused
Oh, molly. heart wings
My phenomenon was alcohol free. Everyone seems to be arriving at the same false conclusion. scold
I'd like to have a pheromenon
...you could be sleepwalking? just read about a Norwegian young man who walked stright out the window from fourth floore, and woke up at the hospital seksteen dayes later, lame from the waste and down...
sleepwalkers should avoid tall buildings at night...

cool wine
Harbal, my bad I started that, I know yours was alcohol free. cheers
Ghosts were playing with you. Those English houses are full of them. Or - that's what I heard. confused

Your twin brother AlecSmart was seen here in the last few days. He tried to write some blogs, but ... he isn't so funny like you. Don't tell him that. hmmm

Welcome back! cheering
His photo was taken from a different angle though
I heard his blogs were excellent, Naivete.

But let's forget about him; I think that's what he would want.

hug
He's left handed, molly.
What's that you say, molly?
You heard me

So tell Alec if you ever see him
We can't possibly forget him, it's like looking in a mirror when we see the 2 of you together.

And his name was easier to say, too. moping
I think we should start an online petition to bring back that left-handed demigod.
I think we should stop mentioning him. Those twins always have complicated relationships. There's a lot of rivalry and envy...

Harbal always sounded like a "herb" to me, so it's much more environment-friendly.

AlecSmart sounded a little pretentious and the readers could have very high expectations of him due to the nature of his nickname.
One of us appears to be the victim of the other's success. mumbling
Many have reinvented ot recarnated
But your the first to use the same pic using both profiles at the same time
Guess it doubled your online presence and gives you someone to talk to

rolling on the floor laughing
Harbal what happened to your other name AlecSmart?

How does someone falling while walking up the stairs? Now I've heard falling down but never up.giggle
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing of course you would never use the same photo in 2 profiles even Mr Blue agrees professor rolling on the floor laughing
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