It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.
This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're one fussy old cow is all I can say.Of course I love ya darlin'
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who’s your age
Has such perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me Nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch me another beer!
Brought a lump to my throat, it did. Here's your beer, pet.
Comments (49)
Not sure if you are familiar with Billy Connolly, the Glaswegian comedian who is now mid-70s and not well these days, but in his prime he was the most outrageous of them all.
Frankie Boyle has caught up the Tartan Noir comedy baton and is using it to beat brains into gasping horrified mush
He's only keeping her sweet so she'll serve at his feet.
Personally speaking I think Maltese poets could be the best men to meet
Now tell me more about these Maltese poets?