Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Aug 2018

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The quartermaster's store

The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims

Add a verse, make it worse

There have to be two lines before the chorus
Comment without a verse and you will get done too
Pick anyone you fancy even if they’ve already been ‘done’ my rhymes are awful

And for those completely bewildered - this is an old camping song and here it is

*disclaimer*
No bloggers were intentionally harmed in the making of this song

Starting here, starting now -

There was Side Side looking far and wide in the store, in the store
There was Lindsy, Lindsy, wearing something flimsy in the store, in the store
My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought
my specs
with
me

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

There was Crest Crest pushing out his chest in the store, in the store
There was Mimi Mimi doing a great shimmy in the store, in the store
My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought
my specs
with
me

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

There was Map Map standing at the back in the store, in the store
There was Molly Molly being very jolly in the store, in the store
My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought
my specs
with
me

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

There was Awful Awful buying a new drawerful in the store, in the store
There was Robby Robby looking for a hobby in the store, in the store
My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought
my specs
with
me

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

There was Usha Usha never been a pusher in the store, in the store
There was Chesney Chesney a huge fan of Disney in the store, in the store
My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought
my specs
with
me

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Yeah well I'm on holiday so -

I'll be back and forth

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

has to at least try to rhyme Molly

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Zed Zed standing on his head?

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

There was Zman, Zman, not liking May's exit plan, in the store, in the store

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

By George I think she's got it!

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

There was SA, SA, laughing at the essay in the store, in the store

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Oy, why are the 2 of them getting action, and me only getting to bake

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

My eyes are dim I cannot see I think the best will be Molly
I think the best
will be
Molly

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Hey what you complaining about, what good is a semi? At least you're getting rolls of a kind

There was Rogue Rogue instantly in vogue in the store, in the store

TokyoRogue●Perth, Western Australia Australia

Aug 23, 2018●273 Comments

Moll, because we're more likely to hear about ya baking than ya bonking.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Because I am more likely to be baking than bonking

TokyoRogue●Perth, Western Australia Australia

Aug 23, 2018●273 Comments

I've said it before; The beauty of having your own standards is you can raise and lower the bar whenever you like.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I'll leave you two to it and pop back to the store later

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Or barging straight through it

Embedded image from another site

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

There was Molly, Molly, loading Turmeric in her trolley, in the store, in the store

TokyoRogue●Perth, Western Australia Australia

Aug 23, 2018●273 Comments

Turmeric is an odd name for a Spanish hotel "pool cleaner".

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

TR, not really, they're mainly Moroccans these days

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Z, from my viewing-time in Morocco, Moroccan men are infinitely easier on the eye than Spanish men, so I have no complaints there

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

There was Art, Art, looking mighty smart in the store in the store

Okay he can't rhyme for toffee but at the same time he's probably right

I think I need to go to Morocco

Molly in a trolley, I think Map might have a photo of that somewhere from his Trolley period

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Biff, I did not feature in Map's trolley period

It was just him and the trolleys, no dollies required

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Biff, it is only Map can answer that question for you.

But I have no memories of trolleys with legs

Or else, I have wiped it from my memory for the sake of my sanity

MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA

Aug 23, 2018●36 Blogs●1,660 Comments

My daughter is a trolley dolly!

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Fair comment.

Tell me about this Moroccan eyecandy then.

Actually, maybe you should wait for another blog and leave this one to a song that may now never stop being an earworm.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Wow Mimi can you score us some tickets to Morocco, can ja, can ja?

She's lovely

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I shan't go into detail
But lots of North African men in general, are quite favourable to ~~ogle~~ view

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Molly, take a camera next time. You'll never get to TR and Imp's level until you start taking photos all the time (and it is safest behind the camera, too)

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I am quite happy having the memories in my head
Or on a slightly out of focus shot

I don't need to share them with anybody else

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Or some of your favourite tinto del verano

I make a mean sangria by the way

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Those memories, Molly, won't last. Then you'll be sorry you were selfish.

Why, you don't even remember your legs being photographed on their own in a trolley, I'm sure I'd never forget something like that.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I shall hold you to that sangria offer (it was an offer, right?) when next you appear in this sunny land

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Mimi my mum was a stew back when jets were first being introduced and the heavy makeup actually protects the skin at altitude. So they were told, anyway

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Aug 23, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Sangria and tortilla espanola do ok?

MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA

Aug 23, 2018●36 Blogs●1,660 Comments

Tinto de Verano

My favourite too! Besides Shandy

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 23, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I shall look up Chefchaouen when I have restored my tissues

MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA

Aug 23, 2018●36 Blogs●1,660 Comments

It must’ve been deemed a pretty glamorous job, huh, way back then?

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by Elegsabiff

created Aug 2018

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