Bird15691 , Where Are You ?

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I enjoy long walks on the beach, just a few feet behind young couples that want their privacy, yelling personal insults at small wild animals, pitting my arms in battle against each other, cooking for anorexics, and dog sledding, (not like the Iditerod, I like to stand on dogs while sledding down a hill). I'm the type of person who hates when I see a dog being dragged behind a car and the driver isn't laughing, I do however like it when for whatever reason the dog catches on fire. I hate it when I go to buy milk and where the expiration date is it doesn't say "eternity". I often wonder how fast a zebra has to run before it looks gray. I like to spend my weekend nights pulling out all of my books and judging them by their covers, I've found that I have a lot of crappy books. I sometimes wish I were Chinese so that I wouldn't have to order Chinese food, I could just order food. I hate thinking about how well I could climb trees if my thumbs were on the opposite sides of my hands, although I think about that a lot. I think one of the biggest days in my life was when I came to the realization that the natural enemy of the hole is the pile. I like to lick 9 volt batteries while watching video tapes of childbirth in reverse. But what I love most of all is, finding those kids with that disease that causes them to age at an accelerated rate, and wasting their time. My dislikes include smug Eskimos, Right hand turns, people with tattoos on the soles of their feet, puppies, and the fact that I can't fly. I don't like swimming, unless the only other option is sinking. I see no reason to climb a huge rock, jump from a plane or run in front of a herd of angry bulls but I have however punched a goose in the face (It was provoking me. That goose got what it had comin').

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Pretty much anyone who read my profile andstill wants to contact me.