Women…for Dummies

This short but concise guide will help men have a little more understanding on women and how to deal with them.

Women have been around for a very long time, practically the same time as men; however this fact has been forgotten after hundreds of generations of male dominance.

In the past letters were written and women were verbally asked out, now it’s mainly via social media, women really don’t like being asked out via WhatsApp or a plain text, Try to actually speak with her, even if it’s through skype.

Always compliment a woman, even if she turns up for a date looking like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards, she has spent hours shaving her legs and armpits, doing her hair and changed clothes an average of 12 times before deciding on her outfit.

If you are out for dinner the woman will probably choose a salad while you get stuck into a steak, offer her fries etc. by gently pushing the plate towards her. If she insists on paying half the bill then let her.

If the date ends up with coitus, Always ensure the woman reaches a climax first, let her enjoy it, should she climax first you can be assured she will take care of you. (if you dont know how to ensure she climaxes first then shame on you)

Post coital interaction is vital, don’t get up and wipe your deflating appendage on the curtains and head off for a snack or to watch TV, stay and cuddle her, hold her in your arms so together you can enjoy the special moment.

If a woman says “fine” It’s not fine, she is annoyed, it's best to lose the argument or simply say sorry even if you have no idea why she is mad at you, Women have a very long memory and will get her revenge on way or another, sometimes a few years after your transgression.

In short, woman are our equals, be kind and complementary and let her know you will protect her with your life.
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Most important and exciting part is that stats show that woman out live men.
Mercedes,Yes they do out live men, Men do have a terrible habit of dying at the wrong time.
Map, I have to disagree with you on at least one point professor

If I were to turn up for a date looking like 'looking like I had been dragged through a hedge backwards' (which I wouldn't anyway innocent ), the last thing I would want is a false compliment scold . Rather than draw attention to my bedraggled state, just don't mention it, and concentrate on other things.
Molly, Perhaps the compliment wouldnt be false, The bedraggled look is fashionable in some parts of the world and mere men would have no idea if she deliberately had that "look", His compliment would cover the unseen elements of her preparations such as the depilation.
However...As a woman I value your opinion and trust that men will think before they compliment.
Map, if you don't really think the person looks good, then the compliment is false.
I, for one, would prefer no compliment than one that is not meant
If I know I don't look good, then I don't feel good, then the last thing I want is a compliment because that will only draw attention to it even more
Molly, Fair enough, This will be added to the soon to be published handbook, I am a man and wrote from a mans perspective.
If a woman says ‘NO’ , she means NO

(Woman's perspective)
Molly when a guy thinks your still lovely when you look your worse that's what I call the real deal.
Molly, I should have added that to the blog...You are 100% correct, NO means NO
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Robbo, No means NO...never maybe.

My experiences and general knowledge was used writing this guide for dummies, I have never used a curtain or any soft furnishings for that purpose, I did once dry a casserole dish with a sofa cushion cover, It was an emergency situation.
Map, maybe I should qualify that statement that a no means no then, at that moment.
I know men are going to roll eyes when I say this, but people are allowed to change their minds, both men and women.
A yes can change to a no as circumstances change, and a no can change to a yes.
As circumstances change, so do minds.
But clarity and understanding from both sides means that there is no ambiguity.
Absolutely Molly I was thinking of a relationship laugh

You've given me an idea Molly hmmm

I should dress my worse colour some teeth black attend blind dates as I secretly film there reaction laugh
Merc, what if he turned out to be the man of your dreams, and he made the excuse to go to the bathroom and then went out the bathroom window to escape your black teeth? uh oh

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You're painting this question of "NO" in very black & white terms professor what about things like "do you fancy the full English breakfast? dunno laugh
Yeah that would be my luck for sure blues laugh
Z, What if your date happened to like a continental breakfast?, You would be treading on thin ice offering a greasy menagerie of fried and tinned food, Perhaps start with an invitation to view your etchings and see how things go. beer
I actually believe woman was created before man. They needed someone with muscles of all sorts to survive. But remember. As we are all animals on this earth. Woman can actually evolve to reproduce on their own dunno maybe they created man dunno. I just see lots of guys digging their own grave rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Map, ok how about "you look very distant, are you thinking about that £2000 handbag in the designer store" laugh
Oh & on your flow chart there's a category missing , surely you need to add " Are you an American judge who's had a few beers" dunno
daears, Did you perhaps just dig your own grave?beer

Z, If you presented her with the £2000 bag Im sure you would be thanked, either verbally with a smooch or 2 or it could be enough to warrant some sort of breakfast, The illusion of an expensive bag versus the actual bag are far apart.
'You're painting this question of "NO" in very black & white terms professor what about things like "do you fancy the full English breakfast?'

Z, if I liked him, I would probably say, 'Sure, I'll meet you at Cafe Pepe at 10am' cool
Molly, A women should really have written this treatise of women, however I have not covered every situation or hazard that may occur before, during or after a date, I merely (In black and white) advised the Honourable Gentleman that a direct invite for the "Full English" maybe premature.professor
Map, it is always better to have input from both men and women, that way people learn

Plus, no one woman speaks for all women, the way no one man speaks for all men.

From diverse opinions we learn
Molly, Well said, we all have lots to learn and input from both sides will ensure this.
The blogs are not just for posting YT videos, Its a place of adult learning.
Molly/Map, the breakfast question has nothing to do with dating, merely an example of a tendency in some women to say one thing & mean another, this inevitably leads to some men assuming women may mean yes when they say no, I personally believe in straight taking leading to no confusion on the subject, or consistency if you like.
Z, I can't speak for the people who say one thing and mean another.
I think I would avoid them if I were you anyway.
It is much easier if things are kept as clear as possible
But you also have to allow for the possibility of just not knowing yet. Or as I said earlier, circumstances changing
Mr Mapman peace I dig big holes for real in real life rolling on the floor laughing . I like digging big holes. Lived next to many graveyards in my time. And the house's were built by them. I can't wait to see them again peace
daears, Digging holes is every mans dream, I went through a phase of hole digging myself, Now I aspire to digging myself a cave house........wait, what kind of hole you talking about?
Molly, the papers are full of overly privileged (mainly) men who aren't used to being told they can't have something, it only takes one woman in there lives to say one thing & mean another to twist there minds and give them the green where all women are concerned imo.
A hole where the worms can have a feed in dunno why you ask rolling on the floor laughing
Map, Biff can recommend a man with a Kango hammer that can make holes in anything, he might be so excited to be let loose with his hammer he'd dig your cave for free laugh
Z, parents have a lot to answer for sigh

And it is not just parenting either, society tends to give some people a godlike stature which they then believe themselves. A sense of entitlement comes with being a demigod.
Z, Well saidcheers

daears, There are many types of holes, I just wanted to confirm what type you dig, I now understand what type, and worms do need a dark and moist environment, Im sure you are helping nature to do its thing.
Z, When or If I dig out a cave house I will start using traditional hand tools, when I get bored Mr.Kango would be more than welcome.
Worms don't need holes dug for them uh oh
Molly, I think daears was talking about rutting and not actually digging holes, his worm reference relates to his male appendage ( I assume)
bluegirl07, I think I need a Part 2, Yes there are subtle arts to the between dinner and the act, kissing is one of them as well as everything you mentioned and a lot more. stay tuned for part 2.

There probably will be a Men...for Dummies written soon
Molly, The "delicious dance of foreplay" the hair stuff and so on is a form of communication, I do think that this section should be written by a woman who can explain what they all mean.
Map
Although I don't think most men need a manual...but some do...lol...laugh

Respect is king....wave
Hi Loulou, Perhaps most men dont need a manual but they certainly dont understand women, and yes respect is a definite requirement, many cultures including some Western cultures continue to disrespect women.
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