Women…for Dummies
This short but concise guide will help men have a little more understanding on women and how to deal with them.Women have been around for a very long time, practically the same time as men; however this fact has been forgotten after hundreds of generations of male dominance.
In the past letters were written and women were verbally asked out, now it’s mainly via social media, women really don’t like being asked out via WhatsApp or a plain text, Try to actually speak with her, even if it’s through skype.
Always compliment a woman, even if she turns up for a date looking like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards, she has spent hours shaving her legs and armpits, doing her hair and changed clothes an average of 12 times before deciding on her outfit.
If you are out for dinner the woman will probably choose a salad while you get stuck into a steak, offer her fries etc. by gently pushing the plate towards her. If she insists on paying half the bill then let her.
If the date ends up with coitus, Always ensure the woman reaches a climax first, let her enjoy it, should she climax first you can be assured she will take care of you. (if you dont know how to ensure she climaxes first then shame on you)
Post coital interaction is vital, don’t get up and wipe your deflating appendage on the curtains and head off for a snack or to watch TV, stay and cuddle her, hold her in your arms so together you can enjoy the special moment.
If a woman says “fine” It’s not fine, she is annoyed, it's best to lose the argument or simply say sorry even if you have no idea why she is mad at you, Women have a very long memory and will get her revenge on way or another, sometimes a few years after your transgression.
In short, woman are our equals, be kind and complementary and let her know you will protect her with your life.
Comments (104)
If I were to turn up for a date looking like 'looking like I had been dragged through a hedge backwards' (which I wouldn't anyway ), the last thing I would want is a false compliment . Rather than draw attention to my bedraggled state, just don't mention it, and concentrate on other things.
However...As a woman I value your opinion and trust that men will think before they compliment.
I, for one, would prefer no compliment than one that is not meant
If I know I don't look good, then I don't feel good, then the last thing I want is a compliment because that will only draw attention to it even more
(Woman's perspective)
My experiences and general knowledge was used writing this guide for dummies, I have never used a curtain or any soft furnishings for that purpose, I did once dry a casserole dish with a sofa cushion cover, It was an emergency situation.
I know men are going to when I say this, but people are allowed to change their minds, both men and women.
A yes can change to a no as circumstances change, and a no can change to a yes.
As circumstances change, so do minds.
But clarity and understanding from both sides means that there is no ambiguity.
You've given me an idea Molly
I should dress my worse colour some teeth black attend blind dates as I secretly film there reaction
Z, If you presented her with the £2000 bag Im sure you would be thanked, either verbally with a smooch or 2 or it could be enough to warrant some sort of breakfast, The illusion of an expensive bag versus the actual bag are far apart.
Z, if I liked him, I would probably say, 'Sure, I'll meet you at Cafe Pepe at 10am'
Plus, no one woman speaks for all women, the way no one man speaks for all men.
From diverse opinions we learn
The blogs are not just for posting YT videos, Its a place of adult learning.
I think I would avoid them if I were you anyway.
It is much easier if things are kept as clear as possible
But you also have to allow for the possibility of just not knowing yet. Or as I said earlier, circumstances changing
And it is not just parenting either, society tends to give some people a godlike stature which they then believe themselves. A sense of entitlement comes with being a demigod.
daears, There are many types of holes, I just wanted to confirm what type you dig, I now understand what type, and worms do need a dark and moist environment, Im sure you are helping nature to do its thing.
There probably will be a Men...for Dummies written soon
Although I don't think most men need a manual...but some do...lol...
Respect is king....