Women…for Dummies

This short but concise guide will help men have a little more understanding on women and how to deal with them.

Women have been around for a very long time, practically the same time as men; however this fact has been forgotten after hundreds of generations of male dominance.

In the past letters were written and women were verbally asked out, now it’s mainly via social media, women really don’t like being asked out via WhatsApp or a plain text, Try to actually speak with her, even if it’s through skype.

Always compliment a woman, even if she turns up for a date looking like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards, she has spent hours shaving her legs and armpits, doing her hair and changed clothes an average of 12 times before deciding on her outfit.

If you are out for dinner the woman will probably choose a salad while you get stuck into a steak, offer her fries etc. by gently pushing the plate towards her. If she insists on paying half the bill then let her.

If the date ends up with coitus, Always ensure the woman reaches a climax first, let her enjoy it, should she climax first you can be assured she will take care of you. (if you dont know how to ensure she climaxes first then shame on you)

Post coital interaction is vital, don’t get up and wipe your deflating appendage on the curtains and head off for a snack or to watch TV, stay and cuddle her, hold her in your arms so together you can enjoy the special moment.

If a woman says “fine” It’s not fine, she is annoyed, it's best to lose the argument or simply say sorry even if you have no idea why she is mad at you, Women have a very long memory and will get her revenge on way or another, sometimes a few years after your transgression.

In short, woman are our equals, be kind and complementary and let her know you will protect her with your life.