hyperbole

No-one gets disappointed any more - they are devastated
No-one has unpleasant experiences any more - they are traumatized
Everything that happens is the worst - or the greatest - thing that ever happened EVER
Not a story comes out that doesn't need a little extra spin to take it over the top. Them's the rules.
And people can no longer disagree on anything without it turning into WW3 and tears before bedtime.

I'm having a not great day, my school link has crashed and keeps crashing, it's on the college end but still a bit of a bugger because I really want that teaching income right now. Lots of expenses popping up out of the woodwork all at the same time, you know how it goes, they always come in threes.

I'm not devastated, or traumatized, but you know what? I think I should be. There's obviously something wrong with me

moping

I shan't feel right until I feel truly shattered.
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Z, I have an image of a feather duster attached to your ahem which I will never be able to erase sigh


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Molly I think Z and Harbal could put their heads together and plan a whole new dancing vlog for us.

Feather dusters would naturally feature.

I think it would actually justify some of the overused words if they did.
Molly scold that's not the sort of image I'd want to go public professor but I'll send you one if you insist sigh laugh
Biff, I think I might 'die' laughing if I saw that grin

But then I may be traumatised for life wow
Z, I feel cheap already, but bills need paying....guess I will have to make an eejit out of myself for money, almost as bad as being a politician.

Molly, Feather duster used to be my safe word.cool
Molly, please insist.

Then send me a copy laugh
Biff, I didn't realise it was being sent to me personally uh oh
No no the pic you requested of Z and his duster, he said he would send you one if you insisted.

Not the vlog. That will doubtless be sold in plain brown paper wrapping.
Z, in that case, for the sake of womenkind innocent , I insist.
Map, just remarking in passing that that is a very long safe word.
My email seems to have crashed, nothing come through in hours and hours so I shall log off now for a nice quiet internet-free evening wave
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