Things that don't go together...

Years ago, I formulated a list of things that (I believe) don't go together. The list disappeared, so I'm starting over again.

Pineapple on Pizza. Seriously, that got started when someone was stoned on pot and while phoning in an order couldn't think what toppings to choose. The guy taking the order thought he'd fu*k with him and suggested pineapple. Word got out through all the pizza parlors that any time a stoner called and needed help making a selection, offer up the pineapple. I'm sure of this... so you don't have to Google or Snopes. Trust me on this one!

Black socks and recycled truck tire sandals. What are you guys thinking? You know it's banned at no less than 20 resorts throughout the world.

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Hi Chatillion
Your story of pineapple on pizza reminded of something I read a long time ago.

If my memory serves me right it happened in 1901.

Around that time a man in a restaurant in New York sent his potato chips back because it was still raw, sliced to thick and did not have enough salt on it. The chef was annoyed by this and he cut the potatoes as thin as paper, fried it until it was crispy and put and put too much salt on it. To his surprise the man liked it. Apparently that is where Simba Chips found its origin. I don't know if it is true but I find it quite believable.laugh
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Yes, many distasteful things. I usually separate salt and sugar. BBQ sauce comes to mind.

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Hi Chat, I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches, also fried egg with ketsup sandwiches when I mentioned these sandwiches people just get sick. laugh

Don't understand why they wouldn't like them. laugh

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Wen, agreed. Peanut butter usually has sugar and salt but bananas in the mix is okay. I recall dropping all of those in a blender a few times.

Ketchup (or catsup) on eggs... again sugar and salt but I've done that many times too.
Why are you bashing the Hawaiian pizza? Pineapple and barbeque chicken are actually very tasty on a pizza IMHO.
Not meant to be flip or any other way but some people don't go together either.
Our food all ends up in the one tummy so I don't mind blending or mixing flavors, in fact I'm wild about it. Pineapple in baked beans is delish as well as in potato salad. Some people may not like it but that's their problem.

I found out this morning that I'm not fond of carving up pineapples. A few were given to me so I had no choice. Of course now I'm trying to grow the pineapple tops too.
Oh and I'm composting the outside of those pineapples.

For the life of me I can't think of anything I don't like together. Maybe pickles and ice cream especially since I'm not fond of ice cream.
Miguel, my blog is tagged comedy, however is it coincidence Hawaiian pizza is a result of the 70's Hippie Peace & Love movement?
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I luuuurve pineapple on pizza Can't abide Americans calling ketchup catsup!
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