Romantic Strolls In The Moonlight
Are you one of those who enjoy a romantic stroll on the beach with your sweetheart? Then you better make use of it while you still can. The Moon is about to implode. Large sinkholes have appeared on the dark side of the moon but it is only visible when the dark side is facing earth and then it is too dark to see them.
To enlighten you about the current situation, let’s discard the myths about the moon and face the facts.
1. Neil Armstrong was the first Earthling on the moon
This is a lie. He was beaten to it by a mouse. Yep, a mouse but NASA covered it up.
2. The Moon is made of Swiss cheese
This is not true. It was true about the previous Moon but when the new Moon was installed a few hundred years ago, the price of Swiss cheese was so high that they were forced to use Dutch cheese. However, the Dutch could not meet the entire demand and the shortfall was made good by using cheese from all over the world. So the Moon is truly international and it belongs to all of us.
3. There is a man on the Moon
There is no man on the Moon. There used to be one but he left when the Aliens arrived. It is reported that he now resides somewhere in the arctic regions.
4. There is an Alien base on the Moon
Not any more. The aliens left when the mice got out of hand.
5. There are mice on the Moon
Yes, there are billions of mice on the Moon. We don’t know if it was by design or purely accidental but there happened to be a pregnant mouse on the lunar module when NASA first went to the Moon and she escaped to the lunar surface before Armstrong could set foot on the Moon. With no natural enemies they have grown to billions in number. It is estimated that there are more mice on the Moon than on Earth. NASA denies any knowledge of such an event but they have reserved the right to change their story later.
The mice have started a tunnel system under the lunar surface to sweep their shit into but they have eaten so much of the cheese that the whole Moon is now hollow. The inside of the Moon is just a vast hole halfway filled with mouse shit; and that is no bull shit. Only mouse shit.
May you enjoy this day.
Comments (25)
Hi Catfoot
But that won't be the same. It's got to be made of real cheese. These cheap Chinese imports only last a few weeks.
Now I know what was made of the colour on the Moon. Those Moon mice should be living in heaven.
Hope ya keeping well M8....
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Happy New Year .
Happy New Year to you x ha ha
Happy New Year !!
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Happy New Year!
Are you dating any cheesy women?
But it was a class find, Mimi
Thank you and all the same to you.
I was quite surprised to see this blog resurfacing.
Yes, thankyou. all is well and I hope to find you in the same condition. You never seize to amaze me. So apart from composing excellent travel journals you appear to be an adept book critique. I must get a copy of it though you did not mention whether it is a documentary work or fiction.
So you're still looking for Nessie.
Carry on, in the end you will find him (her?). It is just a matter of logistics. After all, the moon (and the man on it) is much close to us than Loch Ness. Some will differ on that but let's face the facts; can you see Loch Ness from your back yard? I bet not.
And thanks for the well wishes; I wish you all the same.
I'd love to agree on that because I know for a fact that the earth is flat but a flat moon does not sit too well with theory, but if you can come up with some verifiable facts I'd be open for convincing.
Standby for a radio test. One... two...
Thank you and all the same to you!
Cheesy women. How did you guess? But they are a far cry better then the chalky women I dated before.
Thanks. I can remember my mother playing that one a lot when I was young.
And all the same to you.
You don't need specs if you can see the moon. I mean, how far do you want to see?