Some Funnies
Clever Signages*!!??????
*A sign in a shoe repair store*:
"We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"
Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* :
"Dr. George, at your cervix";
At an *Eye Clinic* :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”;
On a *Plumber's truck* :
"We repair what your husband fixed”;
(Plummer you're not nice) LOL
On an *Electrician's truck* :
"Let us remove your shorts”;
In a *Non-smoking Area* :
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;
On a *Maternity Room door* :
"Push. Push. Push.”;
At a *Car Dealership* :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;
At the *Electric Company* :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;
In a *Restaurant window* :
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.”;
In the front yard of a *Funeral Home* :
"Drive carefully.
We'll wait.”;
Last but not least and I LOVE THIS..........
Sign on the back of *Septic Tank Truck* :
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"*